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Quote: Matthew Stott @ 13th February 2014, 9:49 PM GMT

Hey, same here! Half-day-twins.

Are you cooking my girlfriend a Valentines meal as well?

Quote: Ben @ 13th February 2014, 10:02 PM GMT

Are you cooking my girlfriend as a Valentines meal as well?

You're relationship would disturb the Wests.

Just fell asleep watching Question Time. Feel shit now.

You didn't miss much.

Ben is wishing a happy Valentines day to all the beautiful BCG girls.

LoveyOh thankyou Ben x

Ben has hurt his back at the gym somehow. He's going to dose up on ibuprofen and have a hot shower.

Let this be a lesson to us all! It's unnatural to be fit.

Ben now has a heat pack on his back.

Quote: Ben @ 15th February 2014, 10:45 AM GMT

Ben now has a six pack on his back.

I think you've been doing your sit ups the wrong way round

I ordered South Park series 5 ages ago and it never turned up

So I contacted amazon and they issued a refund

Then

Today the DVD turns up

So I'm technically a thief

If anyone wants me ill be on the lam for a year or so until the heat dies down

Thats not theft its compensation for the emotional damage you suffered waiting for your DVD

Thats not theft its compensation for the emotional damage you suffered waiting for your DVD

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th February 2014, 12:49 PM GMT

I ordered South Park series 5 ages ago and it never turned up

So I contacted amazon and they issued a refund

Then

Today the DVD turns up

So I'm technically a thief

If anyone wants me ill be on the lam for a year or so until the heat dies down

If you contact Amazon, they'll either refund you again or send you another DVD. Their customer service is the f**king bomb. Very much like that episode of Friends where the bank keeps giving Phoebe money (is it Friends I'm thinking of?).

Amen

Those tax dodging immoral bastards f**kkn rule

AFTW

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 15th February 2014, 11:32 AM GMT

I think you've been doing your sit ups the wrong way round

Laughing out loud

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