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Yep, that definitely made me feel sick. Cheers, Booo!

[quote name="Hope you're feeling better, Shandy she's just had her anal glands popped, the stench was unbelievable![/quote]
Booo you are just like so indiscrete!

Quote: Lazzard @ July 19 2012, 5:40 PM BST

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:D

Quote: Harridan @ July 19 2012, 5:40 PM BST

Yep, that definitely made me feel sick. Cheers, Booo!

:D
Imagine the smell then! Bloody, coppery with a hint of shit.

Just writing my latest mission a bizarre script about a walnut trying to get by in the city.

The lady who comissioned sent me a picture of the walnut she wants me to write about it.

Featuring her handling said walnut.

Is creepy I think she's got very sexy fingers?

Quote: sootyj @ July 19 2012, 5:42 PM BST

[quote name="Hope you're feeling better, Shandy she's just had her anal glands popped, the stench was unbelievable!

Booo you are just like so indiscrete![/quote]
:D

Thanks for the well wishes, people. My neck's better although today I moved mostly like a robot.
Hope you're all feeling better too.

And zooo, I'll gladly give you my rain.

Quote: sootyj @ July 19 2012, 5:59 PM BST

Just writing my latest mission a bizarre script about a walnut trying to get by in the city.

The lady who comissioned sent me a picture of the walnut she wants me to write about it.

Featuring her handling said walnut.

Is creepy I think she's got very sexy fingers?

You sure it was a walnut?

Yes what did you think it was?

Sorry Booo wishing you and your lovely neck all the best.

It sounds dead sexy, sooty.

Your neck or my employers lovely smooth knuckles or both?

Thanks folks, just had a relapse though when I read Booo's doggy post >_<

Quote: KLRiley @ July 19 2012, 6:26 PM BST

but my minister will be cuddly Ken.

Get him to show you his 'rape scale' - I'd like to know what he considers to be really, really bad.

I think it's called a 'rape-o-meter' and ranges from 'wink' to 'sad face'

sooty, of course my crippled neck is sexy, especially when I move it like a robot.

I meant Walnut Woman.

Quote: Booo @ July 19 2012, 6:01 PM BST

And zooo, I'll gladly give you my rain.

Yay!