Quote: Nil Putters @ March 28 2011, 10:30 AM BSTJust been for a check up and, apart from the agony, there's nothing wrong. :/ Going back tonight, and the f**kers coming out.
Go Putters! Get rid of that bad boy.
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I just wish he could've done it there and then.
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 28 2011, 10:47 AM BSTI just wish he could've done it there and then.
Can't you do it your self?
Yeah, man up Putters!
Quote: Gavin @ March 28 2011, 10:48 AM BSTCan't you do it your self?
Believe me, I've tried.
I'm gonna buy some trainers! 
Tie a piece of string to a door handle the other end to your tooth and then kick the door shut. Easy.
Quote: Leevil @ March 28 2011, 10:53 AM BSTTie a piece of string to a door handle the other end to your tooth and then kick the door shut. Easy.
I did a sketch about that. Wasn't very funny.
Quote: Gavin @ March 28 2011, 10:54 AM BSTI did a sketch about that. Wasn't very funny.
I think Charlie Chaplin did it about 200 years ago too. 
Quote: Leevil @ March 28 2011, 10:55 AM BSTI think Charlie Chaplin did it about 200 years ago too.
His wasn't funny either.
Check them out!
I don't like them.
Quote: Nil Putters @ March 28 2011, 11:01 AM BSTI don't like them.
Gav, just in case you weren't aware, they're yellow.
Incidently I bought some trainers £9.99 Shoe Zone!!!
Quote: Gavin @ March 28 2011, 11:03 AM BST
Soz, I'm sure they'll look lovely on you, or Homer Simpson.
Quote: Leevil @ March 28 2011, 10:53 AM BSTTie a piece of string to a door handle the other end to your dinkle and then kick the door shut. Easy.
Local NHS trust still won't fund your gender reassignment?