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Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 28 2010, 2:09 AM BST

Was going to stay on here and see what is going on, but I just dropped a large spoonful of ice cream into my cleavage in front of my kids and now they are all hysterically laughing and won't go to bed. Oh well.

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Quote: billwill @ September 28 2010, 1:18 AM BST

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I was sitting in a public loo inventing a joke about the light in there and idly watching MM's Comedy Roadshow on my iPod, as you do.

And dammit he made a joke about lights in public loos.. He stole my joke..

I was fuming...

And then the light went out!
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Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 28 2010, 2:09 AM BST

Was going to stay on here and see what is going on, but I just dropped a large spoonful of ice cream into my cleavage in front of my kids and now they are all hysterically laughing and won't go to bed. Oh well.

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Haha, boobies!

Gig tonight. Dramatically underprepared. I don't need to be in the office now so I might go home and practice all afternoon.

Ooh, blimey. Good luck!

Is your cat laughing at you?

Always at, never with.

Right, I'm blowing this chicken soup. Heading back home via the town centre.

Just saw a page when logging into MSN that talks about illiterate Britain and apostrophe missuse etc. Talk about pot calling the kettle black!

Idiots.

Good luck Nat... That Cat appears to be trying to swallow souls.

I caught her mid yawn. She looks so damn anime.

I'm going to watch Britain's Next Top Model and then work on my material for tonight.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 28 2010, 12:13 PM BST

I caught her mid yawn. She looks so damn anime.

I'm going to watch Britain's Next Top Model and then work on my material for tonight.

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I thought up some stand up stuff on the way home from work. Just general angry fat guy stuff.

Sounds good. Remember: there's nothing funny about a physically fit man.

Quote: Gavin @ September 28 2010, 1:03 PM BST

I thought up some stand up stuff on the way home from work. Just general angry fat guy stuff.

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But you ain't fat any more.

It'll have to be mildly annoyed svelte guy stuff.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 28 2010, 1:05 PM BST

Sounds good. Remember: there's nothing funny about a physically fit man.

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Hugh Laurie was quite the athlete before turning to comedy.

Of course, he made up for his fit body by having a silly face.