Asthma won't save you. Someone bring me the slipper!

*drops trousers and runs giddily about the room, puffing in and out of brown paper bag*

*Takes picture and files under "Blackmail"*

*Realises after hug Tim still has no pants on*

Apologies, I'll pay for the dry cleaning...

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 7 2009, 10:11 PM GMT

Apologies, I'll pay for the dry cleaning...

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Did you see my Christmas Walker I made for Leevil?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/15658/6

I think he is gonna keep it in his wallet.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 7 2009, 10:12 PM GMT

Did you see my Christmas Walker I made for Leevil?

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Indeed I did. Oh, if I was truly only vulnerable to him whilst wearing mistletoe...

Mistletoe is dangerous. For some reason, it makes drunk guys think it's okay to grope you just because they are holding it.....

....or wearing it....

I've said sorry like a thousand times, Rubes!

Lee is on MSN. OH. MY. GOSH.

Ooooo lemme see.....

*logs on*

Ooooooo!

! Roo is online too! Wowwwww.

Party at Msn!