Okay - but you need to speak to someone to find out if the person is funny. Specifically going on looks... height is an issue.
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Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 9:20 PM BSTWe're not talking freakily tall!
Like Peter Crouch.
Also lofty fellas can change light bulbs without a ladder.
And I'm sure your beard makes up for the lost height in terms of manliness.
Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 9:21 PM BSTI don't even notice a boy's height. Unless they are extreeeeeemely tall or short.
What's extremely short?
Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:21 PM BSTLike Peter Crouch.
Also lofty fellas can change light bulbs without a ladder.
Handy.... hmmmmm
Quote: Winterlight @ June 8 2008, 9:22 PM BSTAnd I'm sure your beard makes up for the lost height in terms of manliness.
Oh, and that too. And my massive balls.
Your eyes?
Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:22 PM BSTWhat's extremely short?
I'm talking actual midgets.
And even then. I quite fancy the actor Peter Dinklage...
At least on screen.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 9:21 PM BSTOkay - but you need to speak to someone to find out if the person is funny. Specifically going on looks... height is an issue.
Interesting.
Okay, I'm 5'8 - so if you wear heels, I'll wear them too. And vertical stripes. 
Seefacts, you're not even short!
Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 9:24 PM BSTI'm talking actual midgets.
New question.
Would you go out with a midget?
I would. You can get some good looking people of diminished height. Bridget The Midget, the dirty porn star, for one.
Then I'd tower above her AND she'd be quite dirty in the sack. Magic!
Quote: Seefacts @ June 8 2008, 9:24 PM BSTInteresting.
Okay, I'm 5'8 - so if you wear heels, I'll wear them too. And vertical stripes.
I don't want to come across petty here... ultimatly looks are not an issue for me - you should see some of my exes. I find funny men EXTREMELY attractive. Making me laugh is my number one!
Although - I don't think I could in the end marry a man shorter than me... the picture would be awful...
God I'm so bad. 
Quote: zooo @ June 8 2008, 9:26 PM BSTSeefacts, you're not even short!
I'm shorter than most blokes I meet. Only by an inch or too, mind, but it's there.
Except for Richard Hammond of course, much to my dismay.
I wouldn't marry a shorter bloke either Ellie, so don't worry.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 8 2008, 9:09 PM BSTAt 5'6, I won't date guys under 5'10 because you can't wear heels.
And you won't date anyone under 23 because they're too immature.
I thought such superficiality only existed in American teen shows!