Director:Jo Bowis
MD:Mike Turnbull
Cast:Rob Witcomb, Marting Richardson, Suzanna Kempner, Charlotte Workman
WriterTitleGagSketchSongRun
Nick Afka1ABC1
Nick Afka2Blame it on Boris1
joel Soetendorp3Jaqui Smith Interview1
Noel Christopher4George Bush Gas rant1
Terry Newman5Alevels1
Noel Christopher6NHS 11
joel Soetendorp7Reflective Policing1
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke8Credit Crunch1
Rick Allden9Chicken and the Egg1
Joel Soetendorp10Osama McAlqueda1
Tom Johnstone11British Airways V/O1
Jo Bowis12Anne Frank 11
John Random13Ronaldo and Fergie1
Noel Christopher14NHS 21
Joel Soetendorp15Torture Scene1
Joel Soetendorp16Karen Matthews1
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke17Henley1
Jo Bowis18Chambers1
Michael Monkhouse19Mastermind1
Robin Bailes20Lembit Opik1
Noel Christopher21Mugabe1
Griff Philips & Stuart Cooper22Mugabe's Waiting1
Jo Bowis23Anne Frank 21
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke24Gordans U Turn1
Terry Newman25Knife Shock Tactics1
joel Soetendorp26Pope Driving Test1
John Langford27Who gives a f**k' Card1
John Langford28Big Brother1
Terry Newman29Hideous SJP experiment1
Noel Christopher30NHS 31
Noel Christopher31Global Genetics1
Terry Newman32Palestine1
Terry Newman33Spanking1
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke34Mervyn King1
John Random35Mrs Doyle1
Jo Bowis36Anne Frank 31
Joel Soetendorp37Gordon on Phone1
John Langford38Withering Votes1
Terry Newman39Sarkozy Frog1
joel Soetendorp40Bravo Poo Zero1
Joel Soetendorp41Philip and Sailor1
Jo Bowis424 Yorkshire Men1
Mike Jackson43Ramsay1
Martin Malcolm44You Are What You Eat1
John Langford45Heath Ledger1
John Langford47SOS1
Cast:48ABBA Medley1

Running order

Ooh, somebody's doing well.

Yes and I understand he's a handsome fella, kind to animals, and a sexual pirate.

Hey, you got one more than most people on here.

I've just had a look at your entry in the Writers Directory, Griff. Apparently you're not looking to collaborate and you are not open to job offers.

So why did you put up an entry in the first place? It's like that notice "Do not throw stones at this notice." Are you some sort of passive-aggressive loon?

Quote: Griff @ July 28 2008, 12:46 PM BST

Why do you think he chose this particular week to share the running order with us

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hey no fair it's the first running order that I got in weeks.

For the record I averaged a bout 4 skits a week in last months NR, but naff all in TS.

Is this the running order for this coming weekend?

If so, I see my Gordon Ramsay sketch is appearing again.

Well done Mikey - though I think this was last week.

Also notice Michael Monkhouse there.

Yeah, I guess it MUST be last week, coz isn't the deadline tomorrow?

It is last weeks they've been getting a little slack of late.

Dumb question, but what's the process for submitting stuff to Newsrevue?
Is it just direct via the contact e-mail on the website or something more arcane?
Plus what's the deadline and is it too late for all my Lloyd-George jokes??

Deadline for this week is today, so you might get lucky.

Look up www.newsrevue.com, when you send your first skit ask for the directors e-mail.

It needs to be topical, but it also needs to be snappy, and funny.

Director:Jo Bowis
MD:Mike Turnbull
Cast:Rob Witcomb, Marting Richardson, Suzanna Kempner, Charlotte Workman
WriterTitleGagSketchSongRun
Terry Newman1Bloody Houses1
Noel Christopher2George Bush Gas Rant1
joel Soetendorp3Jaqui Smith Interview1
Terry Newman4A-Level Results1
joel Soetendorp5Reflective Policing1
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke6Credit Crunch1
Rick Allden7Chicken and the egg1
Tom Johnstone8B.A AD1
Jamie Griffiths9Ronnie's Wood1
Julie Spitler10George Bush's Way1
Mike and Tanya Tier11Iraq Star1
Jo Bowis12Anne Frank 11
John Ramsay13Ronaldo and Fergie1
John Langford14Who gives a f**k' Card1
Martin Malcolm15Weston Super Flare1
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke16We've kept Henley Tory1
Jess Fostekew18Gordans Defeated Speech1
Terry Newman19Heath Ledger1
joel Soetendorp20Secret Torture 1
John Langford21Big Brother1
Jo Bowis22Chambers1
joel Soetendorp23Shannon 21
Ross Salvage24Barack at Airport1
Griff Phillips25Robert Mugabe's Waiting1
Jo Bowis26Anne Frank 21
Terry Newman27Hideous SJP experiment1
Sarah Hutchings & Hil Cooke28Gordys U Turn1
Terry Newman29Knife Shock Tactics1
Cast:30Final Countdown1
David Salisbury31Welfare to work1
Terry Newman32Sarkozy Frog1
joel Soetendorp33Pope Driving Test1
Martin Malcolm34Ronnie Wood1
Nick Afka35ABC1
Nick Afka36Blame it on the Hoodies1
Robin Bailes37Lembit Opik1
Noel Christopher38The David C Code1
Mikey J39Gordon and Jaqui on Drugs1
Terry Newman40Spanking all over the world1
Terry Newman41Radovan news quicky1
Jo Bowis42Anne Frank 31
Mikey J43Obama in Germany1
John Ramsay44Mrs Doyle1
joel Soetendorp45New Iraq1
John Langford47Withering Votes1
joel Soetendorp48Bravo Poo Zero1
Jo Bowis49Four Yorkshiremen1
Mike Jackson50Ramsay Rant1
Martin Malcolm51You are what you eat1
John Langford52SOS1
Cast:53Abba Medley1

There we go children. Read 'em and weep unless you're Sooty the c**t of course. No jealously here.

By the by I think Jo Bowis has nicked my bloody sketch the bitch!

The new script editor could be a problem for me.

Ah ok, Griff.
Yes, they have my address.