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Well done all.

Boo! to me. Must work harder

Quote: Tim Azure @ 23rd February 2014, 7:59 PM GMT

Who's this Judgement Dave chap?

I've no idea - but I get the distinct impression that he's probably a total git.

PS - if anyone else was there tonight, I was the bleached blond chappy on the balcony. But you never said hi...

PPS - if anyone's up for meeting in London tomorrow late morning/afternoon, I'm still up for it... Just shout out here, or PM me. I'm staying just by Euston and have to be out by 11 - so it's either someone shouts out or I lurk at a cafe/bar writing sketches for TSWYW...

TITLEWRITER
1Strugglin In The RainJudgement Dave
9Goves Tell Your DoctorJudgement Dave
11Phillip Seymore Judgement Dave
15Al Qaeda AttackJudgement dave
20If I Was a Gay manJudgement
28Cof EJudgement Dave

1Strugglin In The RainJudgement Dave
9Goves Tell Your DoctorJudgement Dave
21If I Was a Gay manJudgement Dave

Don't forget the week 5 additions of a Voiceover (50 shades/tacky library) and a sketch (Sandi Toskvig/BBC panel shows)... :)

Of course the cast/crew all change after next week, so I'll probably be back to having zilch, with no feedback, and no idea which way to tweak things... Oh well. Advance congratulations to whoever does get stuff on.

BTW: if anyone hasn't been down and gets the chance to go, do so. A damn fine night and, I know I do stand up but, it's really something else to see other people performing your sketches/songs/one-liners to a paying audience that are laughing...

Quote: Judgement Dave @ 24th February 2014, 12:24 AM GMT

I've no idea - but I get the distinct impression that he's probably a total git.

PS - if anyone else was there tonight, I was the bleached blond chappy on the balcony. But you never said hi...

PPS - if anyone's up for meeting in London tomorrow late morning/afternoon, I'm still up for it... Just shout out here, or PM me. I'm staying just by Euston and have to be out by 11 - so it's either someone shouts out or I lurk at a cafe/bar writing sketches for TSWYW...

Don't forget the week 5 additions of a Voiceover (50 shades/tacky library) and a sketch (Sandi Toskvig/BBC panel shows)... :)

Of course the cast/crew all change after next week, so I'll probably be back to having zilch, with no feedback, and no idea which way to tweak things... Oh well. Advance congratulations to whoever does get stuff on.

BTW: if anyone hasn't been down and gets the chance to go, do so. A damn fine night and, I know I do stand up but, it's really something else to see other people performing your sketches/songs/one-liners to a paying audience that are laughing...

Congratulations, Dave. You should be really proud of yourself.

Quote: beaky @ 24th February 2014, 11:46 AM GMT

Congratulations, Dave. You should be really proud of yourself.

Thank you sir!

I must admit that, this past Saturday, I saw your cartoon regarding BBC panel shows and found out that we thought along similar lines - part of my sketch is getting Sandi Toskvig to change sex as there's too many women since all the male comedians were all too happy to have a sex change for more screen time...

And it's a long way from Spain, but if ever you're back in old blighty, well worth dropping in at NR.

[quote name="Judgement Dave" post="1056740" date="24th February 2014, 12:24 AM GMT"]I've no idea - but I get the distinct impression that he's probably a total git.

I hear the show's being renamed Judgement Dave Revue.

Well done, mate.

As Dave says there's a new Director starting and they do have different tastes. One a few years ago liked my stuff and I had 5 pieces in one show. Really wished I'd gone to see it.

I suppose the first thing to do is submit stuff.

Got 3 or 4 ideas this week.

They're short of voiceovers at the minute, so it might be worth focussing on those unless you've got some really strong sketch or song ideas.

Anybody else:

a) Not been NR'ing much this week due to TSWYW and 4am?
and
b) Right this second, procrastinating when you should be editing sketches?

I know I am. Most annoying thing is I've had (what I think are) some good ideas for NR this week but it'll have to wait til tomorrow to send them in.

Couple of weeks of missing out, but I'm back with a joke about gynaecology. Found my level.

Bugger. Just got Running Orders for 4 & 5 and nothing to show. I thought I'd done a couple of goodies.

Weeks 5 & 6 of run 1:

RUN NUMBER1
WEEK NUMBER5
DIRECTOR: Matthew GouldMD: Patrick Stockbridge
CAST: Elliot Fitzpatrick, James Peake, Rae Brogan, Laura Hyde

TITLEWRITER
1Strugglin In The RainJudgement Dave
2Yew TreeJohn Burns
3Yew TreeElliot Fitzpatrick
4Dating NickElliot Fitzpatrick
5Mirren InvestigatesAlice Gregg
6Boom bang a BangSimon Levenson
7Talk ProperDrew Payne
8Customer RightsJames Peake
9Coronation StreetSimon Levenson
10Goves Tell Your DoctorJudgement Dave
11I Will DisuniteFrankie Rockett
12What Human Rights AbusesNeil Tollfree
13Ed MilibandJohn McGlade
14AssholeGrant Foxon
15Where is the LeftGrant Foxon
16Wills and HarryGethin Alderman
17Pee Off ScotlandMikey Jackson
18Twitter Troll SongHil Jennings/John McGlade/Emma Gallagher
19Thomas the Tank Engine DrownsGethin Alderman
20Political Clean UpDrew Payne
21Bi AthleteNeil Tollfree
22If I Was a Gay manJudgement Dave
23The Sound of RaindropsFrankie Rockett/James Peake
24Shopping FrustrationMiranda Dawe
25Pete and DudGrant Foxon
26Livin' Like Bieber's Cool, YeahPatrick Stockbridge
27A Sorry PicklesNeil Tollfree
28Oscar Race IntroElliot Fitzpatrick
29Oscar RaceRae Brogan
30Cof EJudgement Dave
31Marius the GiraffeJohn McGlade
32Queen ReignJohn McGlade
33Oscars introElliot Fitzpatrick
34BaftaCast
35Dame JudyMiranda Dawe
36S'tench by DenchJames Peake
37Prince CharlesDrew Payne
38Elaine PaigeJames Peake
39ShhJudgement Dave
40Vicky PriceJohn McGlade
41Al-Qaeda PlotJohn McGlade
42BBC Panel Show ChangesJudgement Dave

RUN NUMBER1
WEEK NUMBER6
DIRECTOR: Matthew GouldMD: Patrick Stockbridge
CAST: Elliot Fitzpatrick, James Peake, Rae Brogan, Laura Hyde

TITLEWRITER
1Strugglin In The RainJudgement Dave
2Yew TreeJohn Burns
3yew Tree SongElliot Fitzpatrick
4London Housing MarketDrew Payne
5Mirren InvestigatesAlice Gregg
6Boom bang a BangSimon Levenson
7Talk ProperDrew Payne
8Operation Yew Tree LatestDrew Payne
9Customer RightsDrew Payne/James Peake
10Country HouseLaura Hyde
11Syria Patrick Stockbridge
12Dem BillsJudgement Dave
13AssholeGrant Foxon
14Where is the LeftGrant Foxon
15Jessica DardenGrant Foxon/Rae Brogan
16Pee Off SCotlandMikey Jackson
17Twitter Troll SongHil Jennings/John McGlade/Emma Gallagher
18Thomas the Tank Engine DrownsGethin Alderman
19Political Clean UpDrew Payne
20Bi AthleteNeil Tollfree
21If I Was a Gay manJudgement Dave
22Drowned DogAndrew Cartmel
23Shopping FrustrationMiranda Dawe
24Pete and DudGrant Foxon
25Al-Qaeda PlotJohn McGlade
26A Sorry PicklesNeil Tollfree
27Oscar Race IntroElliot Fitzpatrick
28Oscar RaceRae Brogan
29Cof EJudgement Dave
30Harriet HarmanAndy Gilderdale
31Queen ReignJohn McGlade
32Oscars introElliot Fitzpatrick
33BaftaCast
34Dame JudyMiranda Dawe
35S'tench by DenchJames Peake
36Prince CharlesDrew Payne
37Ed MilibandJohn McGlade

Well done all BCGers on there.

And with the end of run 1 I'd like to say that I've stopped submitting material for the rest of the year.

I'd like to say it, but I'd be lying. The future inevitable lack of material from me is just down to the standard of my writing...

Weeks 1 & 2 of this run emailed out to writers. Well done to anyone who got something in. Managed to get in a horribly punny, blindingly obvious gag about Kiev for both weeks.

RUN NUMBER2
WEEK NUMBER1
DIRECTOR: Jessica RufeyMD: Patrick Rufey
CAST: Matt Lee Steer, Alice Frankham, Mark Paterson & Mimi Edwards

TITLEWRITER
1NecknominationRobert Fisher
2Scientology Alice Frankham
3Rooney & AgentCast
4Kiev SplitAndy Gilderdale
5My heart will go onGreg Hull
6Perfect WorldMickey Jackson
7Simon & SenitaMatt Lee Steer
8Where is the Left?Grant Foxton
9Sam FairsCast
10Rebecca BrooksJenny Andrews
11Our HouseRachel Williams
12SellotapeJessica Rufey
13NHS Care LeafletAndrew Cartmel
14Scottish IndependenceMark Paterson
15Car lotCast
16PutinNoel Christopher
17Alan PardewPaddy Bannatine
18Celebrity FameCast
19Wizards DuelGreg Hull
20Rebecca AdlingtonAmy Hewer
21Putin and his BeastGreg Hull
22Simon and LouisMatt Lee Steer
23John TravoltaCast
24Goggle boxCast
25I've got no legsPaddy Bannatine
26Nit SelfieJessica Rufey
27Take a selfieMark Collier
28Oscar PistoriousCast
29Children with ADHDJohn McGlade
30Simon & PiersMatt Lee Steer
31Flood is highCast
32Tony BlairGrant Foxton
33ImpressionsMichael Monkhouse/Cast
34He's Ruined Man UDavid Crawford
35Oscar Pistorious ValentinesJohn Random
36Putin's Moment of DecisionJohn Kelly
37Michael McIntyreMatt Lee Steer
38Operation Yew TreeRobert Fisher
39Customer RightsDrew Payne
40Mark ZuckerbergMark Paterson

RUN NUMBER2
WEEK NUMBER2
DIRECTOR: Jessica RufeyMD: Patrick Rufey
CAST: Matt Lee Steer, Alice Frankham, Mark Paterson & Mimi Edwards

TITLEWRITERGAG
1MP MuppetsCast
2ScientologyAlice Frankham
3Hagues UltimatumMark Collier
4Kiev SplitAndy Gilderdale1
5My Heart will go onGreg Hull
6Alan PardewPaddy Bannatine
7Simon & SenitaMatt Lee Steer
8Selfie SongMark Collier
9Sam FairsMatt Lee Steer1
10Rebecca BrooksJenny Andrews
11Our HouseRachel Williams
12Tony BlairGrant Foxton
13Wizards DuelGreg Hull
14He's Ruined Man UDavid Crawford
15Rebecca AdlingtonAmy Hewer1
16Perfect WorldMickey Jackson
17Customer RightsDrew Payne
18Putin and his BeastGreg Hull
19Oscar Pistorius 1Cast
20BB3 Amy Hewer1
21Simon & CherylCast
22Back to XfactorAlice Frankham
23John BishopCast
24Goggle BoxCast
25Putin Noel Christopher1
26I've got no legsPaddy Bannatine
27Relationship CounsellingDrew Payne
28Where is the left?Grant Foxton
29Oscar Pistorious 2Cast
30Bob CrowMark Paterson1
31Sugar CutsSue Lenier
32NecknominationRobert Fisher
33Children with ADHDJohn Mcglade1
34Scottish IndependenceMark Paterson
35LorraineCast
36I'm Still StrandedMatt Lee Steer
37Putin & HagueJohn Kelley
38Michael MacintyreMatt Lee Steer
39Operation Yew TreeRobert Fisher

And ta very kindly to the nice people at Canal Cafe Theatre for a cheque for £19.67 that arrived unexpectedly in the post yesterday :)

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