Quote: keewik @ 21st April 2016, 11:03 PM BST

If possible make sure she understands why. You don't want her thinking you find her repulsive.

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Oh she knows I don't find her repulsive, quite the opposite as it happens.
I was talking to our mutual friend on Facebook making out I was being all Sid James about her (all phwoar, filthy laughs and double entendres) and the bastard tagged her into the conversation without me realising but luckily she found it funny.
She knows I can't do it at the moment but she said she's not going anywhere and has been checking in to see how I am so fingers crossed and all that.

Good. Let's hope things look up for you soon.

Cheers matey, I'm sure it will cuz it really can't get much worse now can it?

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 22nd April 2016, 10:37 AM BST

No she didn't.
I can fantasise all day about Betty and her perfect pins, doe-like eyes and fab knockers. Does anyone know if she did any skin flicks before becoming famous? I'll swap my house for them.

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Animal skin flicks?

I think someone's starting to show their true deviant colours.

You can't beat some prehistoric milf

Ace is my favourite Doctor Who sidekick. She was a great actress and the best partnership off all the series I've seen. Sylvester McCoy was also my favourite Doc.

The One Show's Lucy Siegle-hubba hubba

I will stop talking about Melanie C. Things will never be the same again.

This DILF.

https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/728981157619060737

Quote: zooo @ 7th May 2016, 6:19 PM BST

This DILF.

https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/728981157619060737

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DILF? 'D' stands for Dolph (Lundgren) I suppose.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st April 2016, 11:16 PM BST

That's the trouble with having only one set of clothes and they are in the wash.

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I have just guffawed my little socks off!

Points West presenter Alex Lovell...dem bones dem bones.

When she's talking I can't stop myself from smiling even if it's a tragic incident like an horrific road crash or gruesome murder. None of that matters.

Naga Munchetty and Carol Kirkwood.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 7th May 2016, 10:34 PM BST

Points West presenter Alex Lovell...dem bones dem bones.

When she's talking I can't stop myself from smiling even if it's a tragic incident like an horrific road crash or gruesome murder. None of that matters.

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Blimey, I Lovell she's got to offer!

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 25th April 2016, 9:02 PM BST

Sylvester McCoy was also my favourite Doc.

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He was a great Doctor and severely underrated. I'll also add that I was quite the Ace admirer too.

Whoever that guy is in Unchartered 4.
Could almost make me start playing video games.