Surely a leg is the ultimate?

Quote: jacparov @ November 10, 2007, 11:11 AM

mariah carey. Big boobs and mentally retarded, my perfect woman. Bit loud though.

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... But are they natural?

no, they face opposite directions. And yet i don't care.

You could stuff one in her gob, that would solve the loudness problem.

Mainly in that you'd have to snap her neck in order to do so...

Added bonus!

I do love her Christmas song though, 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'.

I want Christian Slater in my stocking. He doesn't need to wear anything else..........

Ooh, Christian Slater, retro.
I quite fancy watching Kuffs, now...

Quote: Leevil @ November 10, 2007, 12:06 PM

I do love her Christmas song though, 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'.

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Me too! Ace song.

Ditto again. Mud's Lonely This Christmas is great too. Maybe we need to make our own Christmas tune chart. Hmm.

Quote: Leevil @ November 10, 2007, 12:06 PM

I do love her Christmas song though, 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'.

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yes, she sings that to me you know. I am her muse.

Quote: jacparov @ November 10, 2007, 12:30 PM

yes, she sings that to me you know. I am her muse.

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Is that the part where she says, "I don't want a jacparov for Christmas"?

Actually it's: 'all I want Jacparov.....is youoooo'.

It's just so high pitched you cannot hear it. The tit in the mouth should cover it.

I don't think Chapman would want to be in her mouth. He prefers to be in mens (mouths).

of that i cannot say. Is he like graham norton?