- Monday 23rd March 2020, 4:44pm [Edited]
- United Kingdom
- 7,068 posts
My dear Sirs,
Regarding all this coronavirus malarkey of which I confess to be puzzled :
It is all very well for your editor to opine that we should live as normally as we can. Given the upsetting tone of Her Majesty's recent address to we her subjects, I dreamt last night of my first ever ejaculation.
Well, what an extraordinary turn of events. I had long since thought that day of hot jodphurs and red lacy knickers in a sheet from Brentford Nylons had been consigned to my personal history.
But it seems that the manner in which she has been sat on by Sir Matt Hancock and his ilk has led to a number of unintended consequences. These include, as my shrink has confirmed today, a regression in me to the age of 73.