Quote: sootyj @ 12th September 2015, 10:39 AM BST

Yes people do it all the time.

You're not the first person to get a shellacking in critique, I've been there and so has Loopy.

It's how you take critique that counts.

And a script that turns people off in the first minute is made of fail.

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if you want to get turd on watch a porn movie I have nothing to do with this and I don't care about if you guys like it or not all I was asking to watch it to the end and tell me what you think and not to switch it off after 1 minute and try to be smart about it.if you only can watch a minute because you think it's rubbish then don't criticize the whole thing. you are criticizing Tesco products and you are shopping in Waitrose!! obviously this is not professional obviously they are not actors obviously its for amateurs. therefore I was hoping to get some people who can take the whole thing forward.and not people who are taking the mickey without showing what they can do.

Quote: Lydia Ondo @ 12th September 2015, 10:43 AM BST

if you want to get turd on watch a porn movie

you are criticizing Tesco products and you are shopping in Waitrose!!

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both of those remarks are sufficently amusing to actually wonder if you're playing with us?

Quote: sootyj @ 12th September 2015, 10:50 AM BST

both of those remarks are sufficently amusing to actually wonder if you're playing with us?

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shall I be apologetic for something I believe in?

My main criticism is that you can't hear what either of the women are saying, because they whisper everything, and often their faces are turned away from the camera, so you can't even try and lip-read. If you corrected this fault, perhaps it is funny.

If it's imperative that people watch all of the video before commenting, how about this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lpMGkRM0CQ

You total bum hole Gappy there was no toast in that one.

You've ruined my week.

I hope you're happy.

There's some 30 minute ones on the channel, Sooty - who knows, stay the distance and you might be treated with some eggy bread.

Quote: gappy @ 12th September 2015, 12:28 PM BST

If it's imperative that people watch all of the video before commenting, how about this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lpMGkRM0CQ

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How is it?

Same as the other one - often inaudible, generally inscrutable, and never comical. Sorry, can't find a positive spin to offer, here.

Quote: gappy @ 13th September 2015, 7:43 PM BST

Same as the other one - often inaudible, generally inscrutable, and never comical. Sorry, can't find a positive spin to offer, here.

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Could it be possible that the British don't get this kind of humour or are they just boring in your opinion?

Lydia, there doesn't seem much point you putting your work on Critique if you can't take criticism. Why don't you just show it to your family and close friends, who'll tell you how marvellous you are, then you'll be happy.

Quote: Lydia Ondo @ 13th September 2015, 8:11 PM BST

Could it be possible that the British don't get this kind of humour?

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Yes. Yes, that's probably it. Occam's razor in action, there.

Quote: beaky @ 13th September 2015, 9:03 PM BST

Lydia, there doesn't seem much point you putting your work on Critique if you can't take criticism. Why don't you just show it to your family and close friends, who'll tell you how marvellous you are, then you'll be happy.

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I know it's very difficult for you but I'm happy to repeat for people who are a little bit on the slow end. it is not about me it is about them!!and please don't be too concerned about my happiness I'm doing just fine.

Hi Lydia,

I think Sootyj is wrong ( that's me and you slagging him off here - although mine isn't a pathetic stool sucking attack on his looks). No my criticism of Sootyj is his taste in toast because I think the toast was pretty shit. It did however fit into the overall sketch quite nicely, even if camouflaged.

Please drop by real soon with some more recommendations of things you have nothing to do with

Quote: Will Cam @ 15th September 2015, 9:25 PM BST

Hi Lydia,

I think Sootyj is wrong ( that's me and you slagging him off here - although mine isn't a pathetic stool sucking attack on his looks). No my criticism of Sootyj is his taste in toast because I think the toast was pretty shit. It did however fit into the overall sketch quite nicely, even if camouflaged.

Please drop by real soon with some more recommendations of things you have nothing to do with

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oh I just saw that comment.

Can't say it bothers me over much.

On account of having been hired quite a few times by clients whos response

was "I didn't read your samples you looked funny, that's enough"

What can I say like Claudia Schiffer I have a face that sells.