Quote: zooo @ 3rd June 2015, 4:57 PM BST

You are all just the worst.

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I hope you don't include me in that. I only posted the pic because she reached the semifinals of the French Open, Switzerland's newest tennis darling Timea Bacsinsky.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd June 2015, 4:10 PM BST

Nipples!

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You're right, I haven't spotted that. Thank you, Herc!
Show us your boobies, Timea, go go go!!!!

Quote: Chappers @ 3rd June 2015, 4:44 PM BST

Don't make a molehill out of a mountain.

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You're evil!

Hello zooo.

How's the weather in Switzerland at the minute?

Quote: zooo @ 3rd June 2015, 7:58 PM BST

I look (oh, how I look) but I don't discuss it on a public forum.
Or insult the size of it, which I think Chappers was doing, but I could be wrong.

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Mine was a reference to the Alps as this is a Switzerland thread.

Yeah, and we all know what you mean by Alps.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd June 2015, 10:42 PM BST

Yeah, and we all know what you mean by Alps.

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Twin peaks? Good heavens!

Talking of which, where's L.E?

Sacre bleu!!! Well done, Stan!!!

What's with Stan's shorts?

Quote: George Kaplan @ 5th June 2015, 4:43 PM BST

What's with Stan's shorts?

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They're pukaliscious, but hey, Switzerland needs only one trendsetting playboy and that's...you know who...I don't want to blow my own trumpet...

Quote: George Kaplan @ 5th June 2015, 4:43 PM BST

What's with Stan's shorts?

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I read that as Satan's shorts.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 5th June 2015, 9:16 PM BST

I read that as Satan's shorts.

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Well, I hear it's quite hot down there.

Booyah

Gordon, is this your brother?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdto2MAsU0s

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th June 2015, 5:47 PM BST

Gordon, is this your brother?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdto2MAsU0s

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Can't be because:

1. We're not Americans
2. He doesn't look like me at all! As you can see my hair on my head is blonde and curly (well, sometimes), his hairstyle is just ridiculous.
3. I haven't got a brother

But the woman, is that Christie Brinkley?

Got it! He's your bastard son from when you had that dirty weekend in Miami.