Quote: George Kaplan @ 1st June 2015, 9:14 PM BST

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Go Timea, go!

Quote: George Kaplan @ 1st June 2015, 9:14 PM BST

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Is she waiting for the invisible man to squat on her face?

Swiss quarterfinals at the French Open today (Federer vs. Wawrinka), means one will reach the semi.

I suppose you've got to have one sport that you're quite good at.

Skiing? Is yodelling a sport?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 2nd June 2015, 6:56 AM BST

Swiss quarterfinals at the French Open today (Federer vs. Wawrinka), means one will reach the semi.

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 2nd June 2015, 6:51 PM BST

"Bbbbb...bollocks!"

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We know you are, it's just taken a long time for you to realise it.

Nipples!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd June 2015, 4:10 PM BST

Nipples!

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Don't make a molehill out of a mountain.

You are all just the worst.

Like you've never looked at Norman's bulge.

I look (oh, how I look) but I don't discuss it on a public forum.
Or insult the size of it, which I think Chappers was doing, but I could be wrong.

But I only mentioned the nips, you wouldn't begrudge an old fart his admiration would you?