I'm as straight as a piece of wood...

.....bent round a barrel

That really didnt make any sense but I'm sticking with it.

and then another and another and then around a big roundy thing

Quote: Gavin @ October 13, 2007, 2:55 PM

.....bent round a barrel

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Trés witty!

I was teeing up someone to say... like a boomerang but 'bent round a barrel' will do nicely!

Quote: Aaron @ October 13, 2007, 3:44 PM

Trés witty!

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Get him hes French!

Stun with deodarant then beat him with black pudding!!

For 25p I will see you down a dark alleyway!!

Mmm actually that's quite reasonable .. but do you do any discount for cash?

And I don't mean Johnny Cash.. baby!

How's it going Charley mate?

All good ta Frankie Hon.
Need dosh for wooden floor hence the cheap meet.
For you though 5p cash.

For you .. free! xxxxxxxxx

I need to pay for a whole new life, wooo hooo!
But "money is too tight to mention" .. when he wrote that he must have been poor because I have lived those lyrics..

Quote: Leevil @ October 12, 2007, 5:19 PM

Lol, not if I get there first, Ruby is mine.

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I must have missed the big stamp on my back saying "Property of Leevil".

I belong to no one you guys! Ever! Well, except this one guy in Ivybridge who won me in a game of tiddly winks. That was a long court case.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ October 12, 2007, 9:21 AM

I am not sure we will ever see Rube as she is always too busy!

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I can't help being popular. Join the queue.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 14, 2007, 4:20 PM

I must have missed the big stamp on my back saying "Property of Leevil".

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No, it's not there. That's because I branded your arse.

I don't blame you. It's a mighty fine one. Most peeps want it. Angelina Jolie keeps offering me money for it and I keep saying "No Ange! You cannot have it. If I sold it, none of my jeans will fit!!", but she keeps trying.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 14, 2007, 4:20 PM

I must have missed the big stamp on my back saying "Property of Leevil".

I belong to no one you guys! Ever!

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Ah, so naïve!