That's a knob gag.

I have been using online dating websites and apps but to be honest I really wouldn't recommend. Most of them looking for getting laid quickly,and most of the times are not in decent grammar. Maybe only me have bad experiences though.

Quote: anhdo @ August 19 2013, 4:35 PM BST

I have been using online dating websites and apps but to be honest I really wouldn't recommend. Most of them looking for getting laid quickly,and most of the times are not in decent grammar. Maybe only me have bad experiences though.

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>most of the times are not in decent grammar

Hmmm.. Yes, I see what you mean.

I would totally online date you, Jennie.

Quote: billwill @ August 19 2013, 4:41 PM BST

>most of the times are not in decent grammar

Hmmm.. Yes, I see what you mean.

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Bill you only use online dating because you want to date a computer.

Leave Bill alone. He could get any human or non human woman he wants.

Not to mention all the ones he could build in his genesis shed.

Here's the other thread if you're interested.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/15286/

I met my lady on Senior Dating. Not that you'd want that kind of thing - or even to know it exists.

Quote: Chappers @ August 19 2013, 8:54 PM BST

I met my lady on Senior Dating. Not that you'd want that kind of thing - or even to know it exists.

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Actually, Jennie seems to like older men. Maybe that's just the right place for her to meet blokes.

I read that as senoir dating and thought you were pulling the birds, by wearing tight pants and doing a flamenco.

Though Chappers you've always seemed youthful in person.

As does Bill Will if I'm honest.

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As does Bill Will if I'm honest.

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Bill is ageless. He always was and always will simply exist. In an unaging stasis.

It's the beard and the hat.

It's the time-space continuum.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 19 2013, 9:16 PM BST

"It's the time-space continuum."

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Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2013, 3:35 PM BST

That's a knob gag.

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Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 19 2013, 8:31 PM BST

I would totally online date you, Jennie.

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<3 <3 <3

I so wish I was a lesbian. I would be a great lesbian.

Anyway, I have been online dating for about 12 hours and already have my first online dating ethical conundrum.

I get a message from a man, saying the usual stuff.

I am not attracted to him, in any way. It's not that I need time to get to know him, I just don't fancy him. At all.

But.

But.

He claims to be a comedy producer with a fairly well known production company.

I should say no/not reply. Using people is wrong.

Wrong.