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Don't go getting all Scientology now keewik. I can't look at Dara without seeing Buzz Lightyear.

He shouted at Seefax once apparently.

That proves everything.

Scientology my arse! If anything I'm a pagan. (* ponders in ignorance whether Scientology is Christian*)

Scientology is Tom or John I believe.

Tom Jones? Is he into it?

Yes, but he leaves his hat on.

Just his hat? (Gawd! I've had too much wine!)

You'd think he'd learn, Charles Manson had him on his murder list.

He was going to kidnap him and have nubile young ladies f**k him to death.

If he only knew....

If he only knew....

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 8th January 2014, 11:47 PM GMT

Oh? how come?

They posed a quiz question about some Russian cosmonaut becoming the first person to do something on the ISS, and I sent in a jokey response.

The nice man with the head like a potato was kind enough to read it out, bless him :)

Hee, I remember that.

Quote: sootyj @ 9th January 2014, 12:11 AM GMT

You'd think he'd learn, Charles Manson had him on his murder list.

He was going to kidnap him and have nubile young ladies f**k him to death.

If he only knew....

If he only knew....

What a way to go! Grinning like a loon with me socks on I can't think of a finer way to meet the grim reaper, I wonder if an abusive letter to Manson might do the trick for him to put out a booty hit on me?.

Putting myself through the usual rage filled wind up that is Question Time. The show is from South London this week, so the UKIP guy is getting short shrift from the audience of foreigns.

Shrift is a weird word.

He's getting some support from Nadine...

S'all bout the flood plains.

Did the Rumanians steal them and sell them for copper?