Basil Brush

Basil or Manuel?

Basil

FRANK SPENCER OR BETTY?

BETTY was hot; she deserved better than this lunatic. Me for example.

Astronaut or cosmonaut?

Cosmonaut

Queefing

Or Arnold Swarzenegger

Arnie.

! or ?.

‽

(EDIT: Ok that doesn't display well, it's supposed to be this anyway: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
I was trying to be clever.
Interestingly* though, it displays if you edit or quote this post.

* may not in fact be interesting)

Rod Hull or the ISS?

Rod Hull.

Go Grey or Get a wig?

go grey

Grandad or uncle albert?

Uncle Albert.

GOLD or Dave?

Dave.

The Queen or Lionel Blair.

The Queen.

Old or Death?

Quote: G180e @ March 5 2013, 12:52 PM GMT

Old or Death?

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Old...but this isn't a case of "either or"; I hope I'm old before I encounter Death.

David Bowie or Lady Gaga?

Lady GaGa.

Sit down or stand up?

Sit down

Boycie or marlene?

Boycie

Champions League semi finals or Euro League win?