Sue Perkins Page 6

Controversy time: I quite like Sue Perkins and really enjoyed her Edinburgh stuff for the Culture Show a few months back.

Though it is a little disturbing to see her fronting the Great British Bake Off and saying things like 'Wow Jane, your muffin looks really moist, I can't wait to get it in my mouth'. (I might have imagined that last bit though)

And you mock my affections for Miranda Hart!

The 2 could be the UK's new Cagney and Lacy.

Perkin Hart Beat?

One looks tough, the other likes muff.
Together they spell justice!

If that programme happened, I might actually die of happiness.

Quote: zooo @ January 23 2012, 4:21 PM GMT

If that programme happened, I might actually die of happiness.

(Urges BBC to get it commissioned pronto.)

Teary

Quote: zooo @ January 23 2012, 4:21 PM GMT

If that programme happened, I might actually die of happiness.

Laughing out loud

Zooo reveal your achilles heal and find out things you don't like.

Eh?

Let people know what it takes to kill you...

Ahh, Creme Eggs and kittens.

Quote: zooo @ January 23 2012, 4:58 PM GMT

Ahh, Creme Eggs and kittens.

Ah, the perfect meal.

Quote: sootyj @ January 23 2012, 4:20 PM GMT

And you mock my affections for Miranda Hart!

The 2 could be the UK's new Cagney and Lacy.

Perkin Hart Beat?

One looks tough, the other likes muff.
Together they spell justice!

Laughing out loud

Have David Mitchell as their police chief boss and I'm on board.

Right and Dizee Rascal as Huggy Bear!

DM
Look this is right out of order, the only word going down on the street is Sergeant Perkins. And that's 2 words.

MH
Oh come on chiefy, I'm stamping down on crime jolly hockysticks!

DM
That's only because you're 9 feet tall and have size 20 feet.

THUD

DM
Oh you've fallen over again. Who'd have thought our combined education cost half a million pounds.

SP
Righhhhht.

DM
I beg your pardon?

SP
Oh nothing I'm paid to say something in a slightly supercilious manner every 5 minutes, if it's in the script or not.

Don't forget the new catchphrase - 'No, she's the gay one'

MH
I say Sue why's your jolly name badge read "Air"

SP
So if we arrest any female boxers you can shout. "Put your hands in the air!"