Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd April 2015, 9:12 AM BSTCarpet in the bathroom?! >_<
Yes.
It's lovely thanks.
I like the dry bits best. 
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 197
IN BREAKING NEWS
Harley Street colon specialist A Horseradish has confirmed that he is treating Prime Minister David Cameron, who urgently needs an arsehole transplant. Luckily the tory party have a spare one called Grant Shapps.
Quote: playfull @ 23rd April 2015, 11:05 PM BSTIN BREAKING NEWS
Harley Street colon specialist A Horseradish has confirmed that he is treating Prime Minister David Cameron, who urgently needs an arsehole transplant. Luckily the tory party have a spare one called Grant Shapps.
But it failed as the arsehole rejected him.
Quote: playfull @ 23rd April 2015, 11:05 PM BSTIN BREAKING NEWS
Harley Street colon specialist A Horseradish has confirmed that he is treating Prime Minister David Cameron, who urgently needs an arsehole transplant. Luckily the tory party have a spare one called Grant Shapps.
AKA Michael Green but the news is he's saved. Unfortunately the operation did require the putting down of that horse which shared a bed with someone who looked like Dave and a newspaper woman.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 23rd April 2015, 11:17 PM BSTBut it failed as the arsehole rejected him.
Horseradish is delighted that he has successfully secured the uneaten portion of Ed Milliband's bacon sandwich after a tense eBay auction. This will now be proudly displayed next to William Hague's baseball cap, Neil Kinnock's slippy Brighton beach pebble and a jar said to contain John Major's missing personality.
This historic collection of political artefacts has recently been valued by Christies (not the murderer) as being worth in the region of 'nothing'. Horseradish is confident though that this could double over the next few years...
Playfull lights the ears of day old kittens with a lighter given to him by Jimmie Crankie.
Will Cam has a mind that defies explanation.
HGT is HRT's brother.
Our Will Cam was the star of a 70s Yorkshiresploitation epic about a PI, RAC repairman and porn star called.
Camshaft
In the early 80's, Sootyj was Stan Ogden's stunt double in Coronation Street
Lofthouse has won most gullible man of the year for the last 20 years.
The price is given in an abandoned sea container, filled with coyotes, which is then shoved off a cliff into the Irish sea.
He's planning on attending again this year as he's been promised a 6 pack of mild bitter.
Sootyj likes to stick his tongue in round doughnuts and imagine all sorts of disgusting things.
HGT, it's supposed to be unfounded claims.
Oldrocker not only comes from wolves, he comes in wolves
the RSPCA doesn't approve
Quote: Oldrocker @ 14th June 2015, 9:19 PM BSTHGT, it's supposed to be unfounded claims.
Ugh! >_< And I was only guessing. Dirty bugger.