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INT. SUBURBAN FAMILY DINING ROOM. DAY

FATHER, DAUGHTER AND SON ARE SITTING AT THE TABLE ABOUT TO TUCK IN TO SUNDAY LUNCH. WE CANNOT SEE MUM. SHE IS IN THE KITCHEN. THEY ARE IN FULL TRIBAL DRESS LIKE HEADHUNTERS.

Father
Everything okay love?

Mum (O.O.V)
Yes. Start serving if you like.

Father (to daughter)
Would you…

DAUGHTER BEGINS TO SERVE AND FATHER PICKS UP A CARVING KNIFE.

Father
Would you like a hand love?

Mum (O.O.V)
Yes okay.

FATHER PUTS A HUMAN HAND ON A PLATE.

Daughter
I’ll have a leg please.

SON IS ABOUT TO TUCK IN TO WHAT LOOKS LIKE A BLANCMANGE.

Son
Lovely. Breast.

Bit obvious but I suppose some writing is better than none!

S'probably been done before but could work as a quickie somewhere.

Dan

Can you draw? Cause it might work at a err comic strip, but like one of those with just one picture, dunno what you call them?

Confidentially, Fish, I think you've got issues but as obvious as it is, it still made me smile.

Yeah, I have an idea to combine this with another sketch I've got brewing. I quite like obvious as I quite like silly.

Well I wouldn't of guessed that by your avatar

Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ May 15, 2007, 11:57 AM

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SON IS ABOUT TO TUCK IN TO WHAT LOOKS LIKE A BLANCMANGE.

Son
Lovely. Breast.

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Could the nipple look like a cherry!?

No the cherry is somewhere else

Would the daughter asking for cock be going too far?

She can put it in her baps.

You guys are so childish...

hehe

I don't even want to think about the black pudding.

Quote: ajp2 @ May 16, 2007, 2:14 AM

Would the daughter asking for cock be going too far?

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LOL. Believe it or not I never thought of that!

Quote: Baumski @ May 16, 2007, 7:22 AM

I don't even want to think about the black pudding.

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HEHE. I really should sit and think a bit more.

What about the dumplings?

Is there such a thing as a vegetarian cannibal?