There's no such thing as a vegetarian, "I still like fish, that doesn't count, does it?"

Only if they eat other vegetarians! All vegetarian cannibals would have to organise some kind of card carrying system so they could identify vegetarians and eat them. It would be a massive operation.

It is possible, seeing as though vegetarians have no meat on themselves (Because their so skinny) - Yes I am a writer

But not a very good vegetarian.

Quote: Baumski @ May 16, 2007, 12:18 PM

Is there such a thing as a vegetarian cannibal?

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Good potential for sketch character there, Baumski!

Dan

Quornnibal?

What was that old joke about a cannibal having a friend over for lunch?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife!?!

Wiped his arse.

Sorry

Quote: EllieJP @ May 17, 2007, 4:50 AM

Wiped his arse.

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Why Miss Ellie, I'm shocked! Confidentially, I think somebody's got a bit of a potty mouth.

Quote: Baumski @ May 17, 2007, 7:29 AM

Why Miss Ellie, I'm shocked! Confidentially, I think somebody's got a bit of a potty mouth.

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LOL. I love those sorts of euphamisms. It's like front bottom. I love that one!

I'm sorry! But i remembered it and had to write it down! I am normally so polite and lovely...it must be these crude aussies i'm hanging round with.

(Love ya really Bruce and Sheila)