That was a month ago mate!

"Is he an Aussie, Lizzie, is he?
Is he an Aussie, Lizzie eh?
Is it 'cause he is an Aussie that he keeps you busy, Lizzie?
Has he jazzy ways and does he make you go all fuzzy-wuzzy?
Got you dizzy, has he Lizzie, is he an Aussie, Lizziе eh?"

I don't follow cricket, but do think the banter is superb, and this one from a few years ago between the Aussies and England always makes me smile

Aussie to incoming English batsman (?) " You're putting on some weight"

Batsman retort "That's 'cos every time I f**k your wife, she gives me a biscuit"

😆

Come on England you can do this
Weather permitting

It'll be the most undeserved draw ever if the rain saves the Aussies. Their biggest drubbing I've seen in years. England have been outstanding but did they come to the party too late? I think a message should go out to everyone English person in the north west to blow southwards tomorrow morning. We could do with a bit down here.

Puff puff (sorry Beaky)

So a sporting fixture is decided by the weather - how absolutely bloody ridiculous.

Yep typical

We only get scores of nearly 600 runs , when it's bloody pee'ing it down ffs

So a sporting fixture is decided by the weather - how absolutely bloody ridiculous.