Things that piss you off Page 389

We want his ears smaller! Not the rest bigger.

Quote: zooo @ January 22 2009, 4:47 PM GMT

We want his ears smaller! Not the rest bigger.

They don't need to be smaller, just pinned to his head.

Quote: chipolata @ January 22 2009, 4:52 PM GMT

They don't need to be smaller, just pinned to his head.

I bet Will Smith plays him in a biopic at some point.

I know a few people who had that surgery done. They said it was so painful that if they were to do it again they wouldn't.
Ear pinning that is..I'm talking about ear pinning.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 22 2009, 4:55 PM GMT

I bet Will Smith plays him in a biopic at some point.

Oh he so totally will!
He'll have to skinny himself down again though, like he was in Fresh Prince.

Aw.

Quote: Curt @ January 22 2009, 4:55 PM GMT

I know a few people who had that surgery done. They said it was so painful that if they were to do it again they wouldn't.
Ear pinning that is..I'm talking about ear pinning.

Frankie Boyle had it done!
I want to know what he'd have looked like without it...

Robyn, take your anger out on Elliot. He'll probably enjoy it.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 22 2009, 10:04 AM GMT

TTPYO - When I wait 10 minutes for a bus, but then can't get on it because it's packed with children going to school. FUCKS SAKE!

Yes! Agreed!

Quote: Aaron @ January 22 2009, 5:21 PM GMT

Robyn, take your anger out on Elliot. He'll probably enjoy it.

I am no longer angry. :) I'm feeling better than I have done in a while, despite having an exam looming. And no, I didn't take it out on him to be ok. >_<

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 22 2009, 4:55 PM GMT

I bet Will Smith plays him in a biopic at some point.

Speaking at the premiere of his new film Seven Pounds at the Empire, Leicester Square, in London, Smith laughed about reports that the US President-elect had indicated that he would like the actor to play him if his life story were ever to be made into a movie.

"If I am ordered by my commander in chief to star in a film about him, I will do my duty as an American," he said, beaming.

Bugger.

Erm.

Hmm. I HOPE YOU FAIL TO GET INTO UNI.

Angry yet?

Well, no, because what you say has no influence on reality, and you've kiiind of set a precedent for trying to be cutting and witty. :P

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 22 2009, 5:32 PM GMT

...and you've kiiind of set a precedent for trying to be cutting and witty. :P

Eh?

It made sense to me, but then again that's usually the case with things I say. :$

Fink she means she expects you to make jokes at her expense, so they don't make her angry...?

And to think I was trying to be a bit nicer this year.