Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th September 2014, 5:16 PM BST

Which beer?

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Quote: lofthouse @ 5th September 2014, 2:31 PM BST

Just got a new tranny

Spent the last week farting about with the contrast , sharpness, back light, noise reduction, skin tone, colour temp, noise reduction, equaliser, balance, AVL blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaa

Driving me fookin nuts into Miss Hetty Gayridge

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It's all go in Lofty world.

Toothache

Quote: Nogget @ 5th September 2014, 10:30 PM BST

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Got the right glass?

Quote: keewik @ 3rd September 2014, 10:23 PM BST

Weather forecasts I can do without. I prefer to look out of the window.

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English weather forecasts are all about rain anyway; the Scots (especially on the Orkneys) don't really care whether it is raining or not; "weather" there is all about how hard the wind is blowing.

When some charity posts a plastic sack through you door asking you to fill it with clothes and promise to pick it up in two days time

AND THE FUCKING ARSEHOLES DON'T PICK IT UP

This has happened about 3 times now

Never again

Time wasting idiots

My God Loft, you've been really getting it off you chest lately!

Go for it my son!!

Yeah

I need to calm the f**k down

Quote: lofthouse @ 6th September 2014, 10:55 AM BST

When some charity posts a plastic sack through you door asking you to fill it with clothes and promise to pick it up in two days time and you take all your clothes off, smear yourself in beef dripping and hide in the sack ready to pounce

AND THE FUCKING ARSEHOLES DON'T PICK IT UP

This has happened about 3 times now

Never again

Time wasting idiots

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I kinda thought you'd only get away with it the once

Lmfao!

People who post on forums (including this one!) photos that are so large you have to use the horizontal scroll bar to view the entire page.

OK, no hardship BUT come on posters - it doesn't take a minute and any basic image software will resize your photos quite easily. Please!

Yes but if your browsing on a smart phone or an iPod (like myself) that would require a lot of farting about

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th September 2014, 6:50 PM BST

Yes but if your browsing on a smart phone or an iPod (like myself) that would require a lot of farting about

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Point taken - so fart.

Oh don't mind if I do

Paaaaaaaarrrrppp

Nasty

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th September 2014, 6:54 PM BST

Oh don't mind if I do

Paaaaaaaarrrrppp

Nasty

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Phewwwww - what the f**k you been eating!! >_<