Quote: zooo @ October 22 2012, 9:31 PM BSTWhaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
S'true
He plays one of the canaries
and Andrew out of EastEnders (big beardy dude that was to marry Hev) was also one!
Also, Max was in Seans Show (Sean Hughes)
My heads full of shit
Useless shit
The poncy perfume ads this time of year, 'are you alivvvee?'
Any and all adverts that suggest that your frozen bit of pre-processed crap is lovingly baked by elderly grey haired white chefs in a Disney style cottage in Shropshire.
I suppose it would be less appetising to show the industrial factory full of bored Asians in a polluted park just outside of Birmingham flicking their bogeys into your country baked organic cottage chicken, but at least it would be truthful.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 24 2012, 7:58 PM BSTAny and all adverts that suggest that your frozen bit of pre-processed crap is lovingly baked by elderly grey haired white chefs in a Disney style cottage in Shropshire.
I suppose it would be less appetising to show the industrial factory full of bored Asians in a polluted park just outside of Birmingham flicking their bogeys into your country baked organic cottage chicken, but at least it would be truthful.
That's it. I'm giving up food.
I hope that family of aliens from the Argos adverts get raped...
...by Mike tyson...
...circa 1985.
Sooo agree! and love to poison those cheery f**kin' ants from Green Flag!!
The fact that frozen yorkshire puddings are bought, illustrates exactly how retarded cooking standard have become. I expect Master Chef will involve reheating frozen products in 2020 with points given for innovative packaging choices.
Bloody Christmas ones before bonfire night! All those bloody sofa adverts, how often do you need a sofa? Do people go out and buy a new sofa with their turkey every Christmas! Take your sofas and your jingly jangly adverts and shove them up your plum pudding you sofa selling bastards!The sofas they sell are hideous and only a colour blind moron with all the taste of a seventies porn star would buy them, they don't show you slouched in your pants digging down the side of the sofa looking for the remote control, and then when you do find it it doesn't work because the kids have been using it as a submarine in the goldfish tank. All I want to know is, can you clean it easily and will it last be until I die!
It is strange how ad people are trying to make out that buying a sofa is a Christmas 'thing' people do.
Don't mind Christmas ads though.
Not one, but two toothpaste adverts are getting on my tits -
Advert 1 -
'I've not brushed my teeth for three days, but my teeth (and arse) are still squeaking'
Advert 2 -
'Show everyone how we de-sensitised your mouth by eating this ice cream...No, I can't, I'm diabetic...Eat the f**king ice cream you mother!...Argh!'
Those Halifax adverts where they have choir singing over them
They get on my c**t
Considering closing my accounts and doing my banking elsewhere
and Go bleedin' Compare!
monkey bites
I hope a monkey bites them.
I bet they taste like monkey bollocks
why don't you try them?
you being able to make the comparison and all.