Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 9 2013, 10:38 AM BSTOh. Then in that case I rescind the congratulations, you old boob.
Heh-heh.
Boob.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,334
Quote: chipolata @ October 8 2013, 12:52 PM BSTI don't think I've ever seen a picture of him. like with BCGers, I don't want the magic ruined by seeing his actual real face.
I'm afraid that I have seen his real face; Yuk. Not sure if his 'Michael Green' face is different to his others...
We laugh heartily (well, I know I do...) at Berlusconi's antics, but our own are dodgy in less entertaining ways.
Talking of venal politicians, I'm surprised that they haven't twisted this little story more to their own (pecuniary) advantage...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-24453771
Thinks: Grant Shapps looks a little like Moe the barkeep from the Simpsons.
A tattooed pot belly, how attractive.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ October 9 2013, 7:07 PM BSThttp://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/drunk-naked-passenger-manchester-airport_n_4068651.html?ncid=webmail1
That Sooty knows how to enjoy himself I tell you.
I can't remember where it was originally posted, about that Sleepless In Austin guy (you know, the racist, gross "wishlist for a perfect woman"). Well, here's a follow-up. He's definitely NOT racist, though.
http://jezebel.com/inevitably-disgusting-sexts-from-the-racist-sleepless-1443425761
I have mixed feelings about someone's private thoughts being shared, but this guy is a major douchebag so I don't feel too bad.
What a f**king pranny.
Yeah, I know what you mean. He did set his stall out early on - I suppose it isn't unreasonable to assume that any woman who shows an interest in him shares his views. We also don't know what messages the woman was sending him to make him share such colourful fantasies.
That being said, he won't care. It's all publicity.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ October 9 2013, 7:07 PM BSThttp://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/drunk-naked-passenger-manchester-airport_n_4068651.html?ncid=webmail1
A tattooed pot belly, how attractive.
I didn't know tasers caused those changes.
You'd of thought it would be a deterrent.
This terrible Royal Mail burglary.
I'm confused about the insurance.
Are we supposed to be claiming under our buildings or contents?
If you're under a building you should be calling an ambulance
Quote: sootyj @ October 10 2013, 10:57 PM BSTIf you're under a building you should be calling an ambulance
Ambulance. Ambulance.
Hello......Ambulance.
No - Nothing.
The last one's left the country and turned off its light.
Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 10 2013, 6:51 PM BSThttp://jezebel.com/inevitably-disgusting-sexts-from-the-racist-sleepless-1443425761
He says 'I had sex once with a woman that had 3 kids, and I noticed a difference I didn't like. I also researched it extensively online'
Holy crap...I absolutely dread to think what terms he keyed into Google to do his 'research' 
This guy has no sense of shame. I can't imagine what people who know him think of him
And Sootys headstone read....
Quote: Harridan @ October 10 2013, 11:48 PM BSTThis guy had no sense of shame. I can't imagine what people who knew him thought of him
A man died of a massive caffeine overdose after eating mints bought from his local sweet shop.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/john-jackson-dies-caffeine-overdose-2361166