Just rewriting a motivational standup routine, aparently it was too sophisticated.

It was about comparing life to a bag of dog shit.

I don't understand the world.

What channel is that on?

Which channel is what on?

The bag of dog shit thing, sounds good.

It's on Sootyj's pc, I suppose I could PM you with it.

I'll probably try and flog it cheaply to someone at some point.

Who was it too sophisticated for?

An Australian motivational speaker.

Damn why do I keep posting in the wrong threads.

I am sooo stoopid.

That emoticon always make me think you're having a painful dump

I think it looks more like I'm having a stroke.

I suspect you have a great many strokes.

Just watched Ripper Street and thought it was fantastic, even when it kept slipping into ITV Drama mode. I love seeing gritty, dirty London town. And Jerome Flynn is quickly making me forget his sordid past, especially as Bronn in Game of Thrones.

Smith and Jones in Alas Sage and Onion

Mostly piss poor

Jonathjon creek with a bottle of Chardonnay and a remarkably decent pick sand mix curry

Like most of my life this is either tragic or brilliant

Iron Sky.

Oh my GOD this is bad. But I'm still watching.