I read the news today oh boy! Page 511

Yup :)

He sounds like Rich Hall.

I'm told that once the Guardian was a serious newspaper but you can tell it's a friday in August and the annual record A levels results and clearing chaos stories just aren't cutting it.

I think zooo might like these. http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2011/aug/19/anne-hathaway-youtube-cats

:D
I do.
Especially the cat trying to get cake. He deserves a bit after all that work.

Thought you might.

On another front entirely, do you listen to Chris Evans? If not, make an exception for today's programme and feed your addiction a bit.

Omg!

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Are they exactly the same glasses?

Ha, they are rather similar.

Quote: KLRiley @ August 19 2011, 4:09 PM BST

I'm told that once the Guardian was a serious newspaper but you can tell it's a friday in August and the annual record A levels results and clearing chaos stories just aren't cutting it.

I think zooo might like these. http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2011/aug/19/anne-hathaway-youtube-cats

cats are idiots

YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

I have a picture of a mouse on my office window so I can laugh at cats running into it.

I bet you'd mistake that for a real mouse more often than a cat would.

Quote: DaButt @ August 13 2011, 2:46 AM BST

Please say that to Mr. Aldrin's face, as he is known for punching idiots even though he is an elderly man.

I've met Apollo astronauts and work for a company founded by one. The founder's famous reply to skeptics was always, "Well, they did a great job of fooling people because I was CERTAIN that I was on the moon."

I may have to take back evertything I said about the hoax. Skip to 32:42 on this amazing clip, which sheds new light on the Moon-landing. According to this guy, the rumours of it being faked were started by NASA themselves, as a form of disinformation, to distract the public from the real reason they had gone there, which was to visit ruins left behind by former inhabitants: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8621853447866820382&hl=en#

That's the plot of Transformers Dark of the Moon!

Tory councillor suspended after calling rioters 'jungle bunnies'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8708680/Tory-councillor-suspended-after-calling-rioters-jungle-bunnies.html

The highlight:

"Needless to say I did not mean to use any offensive racist term and was referring to the urban jungle."

He added: "As for the bunny bit it was originally 'animals', but I thought people might object to me calling fellow humans this so I chose something I thought was innocent and also cuddly."

Lol. You are a one, catskillz!

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ August 20 2011, 1:34 PM BST

Tory councillor suspended after calling rioters 'jungle bunnies'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8708680/Tory-councillor-suspended-after-calling-rioters-jungle-bunnies.html

The highlight:

"Needless to say I did not mean to use any offensive racist term and was referring to the urban jungle."

He added: "As for the bunny bit it was originally 'animals', but I thought people might object to me calling fellow humans this so I chose something I thought was innocent and also cuddly."

Yikes. What a f**king tit.