Worst Idea for a Band Page 3

'Bill Cosby, Still & Nash'
A big, massive laugh or incandescent glare at the end of every line.

Dan

Blandie

The Mediocre 70's Rock Band
With the fairly plain female lead singer.

Stalking Reds
Ronald Reagan's favourite New Wave band. Biggest hit 'Take Me To the Kremlin'.

Branjolina's Big Time Banjo Band
Pitt and Jolie go bluegrass!

Smack Smack Smack
Marti Pellow's side project.

Russell Brand's Bandy Wandy
Well, he'd probably think it was funny - the twat!

Quote: swerytd @ July 2 2010, 6:45 PM BST

'Bill Cosby, Still & Nash'
A big, massive laugh or incandescent glare at the end of every line.

Dan

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 2 2010, 7:26 PM BST

Blandie

The Mediocre 70's Rock Band
With the fairly plain female lead singer.

Quote: Ian G @ July 2 2010, 9:53 PM BST

Smack Smack Smack
Marti Pellow's side project.

Russell Brand's Bandy Wandy
Well, he'd probably think it was funny - the twat!

All Laughing out loud gents.

The Nerve
A band as cheeky as it's miserablist

The Wee in the Street Band
Bruce Springsteen is back having a piss in the USA and facing a fine

'U3'
Second agreement wins no encouragement despite guitarist named 'The Vertex'.

'UR40'
Reggae-lite at least saved in terms of grammar, if not spelling.

'The Donkees'
Manufactured band who play gigs in a farm. Hits include 'Haydream Believer' and 'A Steer Up Sleepy Jean'.

Dan

The Beatless

That's not a typo lol. That would just be Paul mcCartney now, with whoever he liked lol

The Comical Brothers
Barry & Paul Chuckle turn their hands to MDMA-enhanced big beat electronica accompanied by laser and slapstick visuals.

The Poxies
Sub-standard alt rock fronted by Hank Black.

A Tribe Called Gest
Edgy Hip Hop collective made up of 12 pint-sized clones of popular 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' finalist David Gest.

And some more (by golly, this is fun):

Super Furry Cannibals
Jaunty, experimental pop-rock dominates the soundtrack as acts of enforced-anthropophagy are committed by out of work actors dressed as assorted Disney characters.

The Delia Smiths
Cult mancunian favourites reform with the patronising TV chef taking Morrissey's place on vocals.

Pink Droid
Camp, effeminate Star Wars android C-3PO plays grandiose progressive rock. Featuring classic tracks 'Wish You Were Leia' and 'Another Brick in Endor'

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Manic Street Teachers
A group of bipolar comprehensive school educators get down with the kids in a series of ganster-inspired raps about pythagorus' theorem, bunsen burners and the eminent themes in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice.

Sorbitol
Sugar free mint gum and electro tunes.

The Barren Knights
Japesome singers with inactve sperm.

OCD Soundsystem
Glitchy, anxious beats to alphabetise your CD collection to.

Fleetwood 2theMax
Pete Tong's hard house remixes of classic Fleetwood Mac songs. Popular with the kind of c**t that goes snowboarding.

Kula Shakur
Unlikely collaboration between pretentious mid-90s popsters Kula Shaker and the west coast's finest late gangster rapper 2Pac Shakur.

Hoy Division
Double Olympic gold medal winner Chris Hoy sings chart-friendly ballads about the complex separation surgery that resulted in the tragic death of his conjoined twin brother.

The Screech Boys
Ever-popular Saved By The Bell star Dustin Diamond takes a break from homemade scat porn to lead a band famous for their tight vocal harmonies and sun-kissed abandon.

Dizzee Fiscal Policy
Recently elected Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osbourne jazzes up his first budget speech by downing 9 bottles of blue WKD before being vigorously spun on the spot by a junior minister for 45 seconds.

Advantage Against The Pioline
Angry political metal act primarily focussed on the perceived misdemeanours of 1997 US Tennis Open Finalist Cedric Pioline.

Durex Twin
Scatty Drum 'n' Bass artist whose raison d'ĂȘtre is to stop the Aids epidemic in sub-Saharan Africa.

(Yes, myself and Mrs B-H have been thinking these up all morning.)

Disney Rascal
Minney's f**king Goofy and Mickey's f**king bonkers.

Fizzy Rascal
Soft drink based urban act.

Lizzy Rascal
Queen Liz raps abbot life in the Windsor hood.

The Alpha band
Predecessor to the Alpha band

Jizzy Pascal
MC Pascal LeCouffe spits some innuendo-laden rhymes about fellatio and being a prominent member of the LGBT community.

Hey there JBH - some real crackers - Pink Droid my fav Laughing out loud

The Pro-Claimers
Organised south of the border crime family sing spurious claims regarding the replacement of worn out footwear and the recuperation of postal costs.

Dexys Mid-shite Runners
Due to a lack of fibre in his diet, pug-faced front man Kevin Rowlands has to resort to to dislodging stubbon stools by running the 200 metres with his mum . His mum always loses, but it's getting close. "Come on Eileen"

Peter Kay, Paul and Mary
1960's folk supremos are on the comeback trail but one of the group just won't take things seriously. "You want me to sing about Puff the Magic Dragon, I don't think so sunshine, me Nan would have a fit. She'll never be able to watch Pete's Dragon again."

Quote: swerytd @ July 3 2010, 11:37 PM BST

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'The Donkees'
Manufactured band who play gigs in a farm. Hits include 'Haydream Believer' and 'A Steer Up Sleepy Jean'.
Dan

Loved this one Dan Laughing out loud

Band in a box

Made up of guys working day jobs at a Funeral Directors.