That uncomfortable hunk of metal.

Men to boys
Soulful hits on the sex offenders register

Banana-llama
Popular 80s girl band featuring Tibet's spiritual leader

Willy Mohel
Brilliant singer songwriter and religious circumciser of penises

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The Were-zuls
Oi got a new combine harvester, and I'll rip off your head.
Arrrooooohhhh!

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Awesome!

'Sooty and the Blowfish'
Master Punster writes humourously melancholic background tunes for new US sitcom Fiends

Dan

Too many to quote Soot but you are on form today

The Perve
It's a bitter indiscreet symphony that makes you cry.

Hank Marvin and the Saddoes
Hank Marvin bullys his band of losers

Riff Clitchards

Chinese Spoonerised age defying Christian pop god.

Dave, Dee, Dozy , Beaky, Mick and Timmy the dog.

60's hipsters who spent more time looking for secret entrances than performing on stage.

'Oases'
The group each go solo under a group banner.

'Strolling Ron's'
Eventually they get so old the can only walk carefully around the stage.

'Status Quorn'
Years of rock'n'roll take their toll on the rockers and they have to cut back to veganism.

Dan

Go Wests

The suit sleeved rolled up sound of the 80's with a message to serial killer couples.

Scati Politti
They were shit.

The Chunkys
Hey, they were sick man.

The Community Support Officers
Vastly inferior Police tribute act with literally no powers over the audience.

'Kaiser Chefs'
Yorkshire band who insist on cooking German food halfway through their gigs.

'Minimo Park'
Diminutive North-East band.

'Videohead'
Uber-pretentious Oxford band attempt to add a third-dimension to Paranoid Android.

'Ski Patrol'
'Snow Patrol' with a rave beat.

Dan

The Boomtown Rants

Gobby Irish Oik, moans on and on....

"Tell me why, I don't like anything"

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The Community Support Officers
Vastly inferior Police tribute act with literally no powers over the audience.

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80s Israeli rock band- Guns and Moses

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80s Israeli rock band- Guns and Moses

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I had the same idea myself a few years back...

'Guns'n'Posies'
All band members killed themselves or died of plague!

'Gloria Estafat and Miami Round Machine'
Everyone gets fat and tries a comeback.

'Herbage'
Grunge band for decoration.

Dan

I believe the estimable Dave Cohen was the founder of G&M.

The Dave CLuck 5
Chicken based tomfoolery. You'll be glad it's over.

Poissone
Fish loving French poodle rockers.

Leviticus
Break away from Genesis.

The Suite
70s sofa based pop band.

Trex
70s Glam margarine rockers.

Roxex & The Bodily Functions

Hits

The F**k

Listen To Your Arse

How Do You Poo

Shagging In My Car

Wish I Could Spy

Runny Poo

Bing Crosby, Stills and Nash
Alleged child beating crooner just can't get the folk harmonys right

Haulin' Oates
Former Quaker worker duo enjoy success in the 70's/80's/90's with such classic hits as:

Porridge Eater

I can't go for that instant rubbish

Adam and the Anthill Mob

F**k Marco Pirroni, who can match the beat of ChuggaBoom