Frankie Rages against the machine.
BCG poster can't use his answering machine. He gets cross

KKK and the shoeshine band
A failed attempt to revive black face minstrelsy using rock music.

No!
Astonishly negative 70s prog rockers.

Tone deaf leopard
Brutally discordant screaming band with a one-armed drummer(hmmmm....)

Barry Bitter and the Bitter band
Aging nonce rages against the world.

Billy Slagg
Welsh cockney hybrid Wockney rebel.

Men without twats
Absurdly literalist Oz band, a bit misogynistic

Stabba
Violent Swedish group on ther 345th ASBO.

The Art of Annoyance
Paul Morley returns with an ensemble to accompany his pretentious waffle.

Adam and the ant-eaters
Non Kosher Jews protesting against circumcision.

The art of Royse
Enigmatic 80s band lead by Corries favourite Tranny magnet.

Bob Marley and the Interrailers
Jamaican band dedicated to cheap European student travel.

The What?
Indonesian cover version of the Who.

Lord Eeyore
A metal/grindcore group playing showtunes at churches and children's parties.

Prince and the Devoloution
Alexander Salmonds favourite band

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Prince and the Devoloution
Alexander Salmonds favourite band

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Alex Salmon tends to like people named after fishes (his deputy is Nicola Sturgeon). So he's probably fond of Julian Bream, the Eels and Papa Roach.

Jellied Eels
Pearly King-based based who play at Susan's House.

Momma Roach
Country band whose lyrics tell Papa Roach to get his feet off the furniture.

Wingdings
Paul McCartney's post-Beatless band with indecipherable lyrics.

Dan

Guns and Hoses
Heavy metal from the worlds most heavily armed firemen.

Blink 1 ate pooh
Posh fecophiliac rockers

Jazz and Rave
Cokcney barra' boys with incompatible musical stylings.

New Odour

Smelly indie band formed from the messy break up of doom-rock combo, Bowell Division. Their biggest hit was Bleugh Monday.

The Noise of Fart

[see above]

The Happy Monkees

Manufactured Manchester band with a Dork instead of a Tork.

'Hey, Sleepy Jean, you're yanking my melon man!'

The Sundays
Christian version of the Saturdays

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Christian version of the Saturdays

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I think there is actually a band called The Sundays [*looks]

Indeed there is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sundays

[*looks again] In fact there's a band for every day of the week!

Shed Sven

Sven Goran Erikson's new garden-based combo