In the fight garden
Maka Paka, and pals find their happy garden invaded by new friends. Drunken tramps, who beat them senseless.
F**k me I'm Karen Taylor
Lets not even go there.
Worst idea for a sitcom Page 22
Tramps? Surely the tramps would get jumped on by 15 year olds and have their heads kicked and stamped on until they bleed from their eyes?
F**king youth. 
Sit-com set in a dog grooming parlour....you could call it 'you dirty bitch'.
Like the name! 
Tripling
Fun threesomes get hot!
Quads
Sequel where the lucky lady gets a trip to the maternity unit.
Nice one
Hutton Moon
Every day Lord Hutton tries to investigate the Iraq war, and instead finds himself flying around in circles.
The Boobs
Fun kids program about exploration. Presented by big cuddly simpletons Katie Price, and Melinda Messenger.
Trumpton
Laughs abound after a man does 100 consecutive farts.
Again very nice.
Thomas the tanked up engine
Adventures of a magical talking train, with a drink problem.
Featuring the Fat Twat Controller.
Quote: sootyj @ March 28, 2008, 9:36 PMAgain very nice.
Thomas the tanked up engine
Adventures of a magical talking train, with a drink problem.
Featuring the Fat Twat Controller.
Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Queer Rabbit
Wallace's expression gets even more mad as he's sexually assaulted by Bugs Bunny
Behind The Nylon Curtain.
It's the year 2020, and five years have elapsed since Britain slammed shut her borders and told any new immigrants to f**k off. All ports are heavily guarded, the Government is run by the BNP, and there's open hostility bordering on civil war because of the food shortage ... caused, ironically, by a lack of Poles in Peterborough to work gruelling hours picking root vegetables. Cue lots of c.1970s 'wop', 'nig nog' and 'nazi' jokes, crap innuendo and strong letters of complaint to the BBC (and letters of strong support to the Daily Express and the Daily Mail).
My old Klans a dustman
The KKK take over the council bin routes in Bradford, race riots, and laughs a plenty.
You are what you excrete.
Dr Scary Poo lady, is completley flumoxed as she helps people who eat their own excrement.
Quote: sootyj @ March 28, 2008, 10:31 PMYou are what you excrete.
Dr Scary Poo lady, is completley flumoxed as she helps people who eat their own excrement.
It's only funny 'cos it's poo. 
Benta Ghost
It's an employment agency, that only provides ghosts, that are gay.
Lord of the Bings
Chandler Bing from Friends, competes with dead comic (who didn't write his own gags Bing Crosby, in a race of some sort.
Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2008, 10:01 PM BSTBenta Ghost
It's an employment agency, that only provides ghosts, that are gay.
[Apologies for stealing Sooty's idea]
Rant-a-Ghost
It's an employment agency, that only provides ghosts, that moan about the city council and other members of society.