The priest child sex abuse scandal is cloaked in mystery.
Can't we just ask individual priests how they got to the bottom of it, and describe the ins and outs?

Cliff Richard is a vampire ! These days his shows never cast a Shadow.

To prove he has nothing to hide, he's officialy run off to live in Barbados (no joke). "Young ones, nothing but the young ones."

What's the difference between a tampax and 'The Best of the 70s'? A tampax has wings on it.

I'm sure this post is called "Tell us a Joke"! not "Make me puke into my lunch"?

Please, less smut more smiles everyone!!!!!

Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 23rd March 2016, 1:26 PM GMT

I'm sure this post is called "Tell us a Joke"! not "Make me puke into my lunch"?

Please, less smut more smiles everyone!!!!!

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Sorry. I don't get that one. Or was it 2 different jokes?

I'm currently writing a sitcom about two compulsive thieves. It's called Klepto and Son

I'm rather sensitive over water surrounding castles. It's a moat point.

The reason evergreen trees are so uptight is they have no way to re-leave themselves.

Winter enters when Autumn leaves.

(God, I'm feeling pretty f**king poetic today)

I heard my wife shout "Oh no. I've run out of paper"

So I shouted "printer or bog?"

*Ghost joke*

I was killed by a bus.

Didn't see that one coming.

Went to a blind prostitute. Didn't see it coming.

Driving through the safari park I saw a monkey masturbating.

Didn't see it coming.

My dad said, I'll give you 50 quid if you shut up about the Pet Shop Boys. I said, What have I done to deserve this?

I've got a date with a hot DNA scientist.

Can't wait to get into her genes.