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Quote: Ben @ 16th March 2015, 11:36 PM GMT

Ben is heading to bed and can't be bothered searching for the 'night, night' thread.

It's always been over-rated, that thread, anyway... Ner-night. ;)

I am in bed with sore knees.

*waits

Quote: Will Cam @ 16th March 2015, 11:48 PM GMT

I am in bed with sore knees.

*waits

Why not make them stand on a chair from now on?

(Happy now?)

:D

Quote: sootyj @ 16th March 2015, 9:46 PM GMT

Loopy as a wheel chair user do you miss dogging with the Chuckle Brothers?

Nothing stops you does it girlfriend!

I'm disgusted and offended. The Chuckle Brothers? I have better taste than that.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th March 2015, 9:28 PM GMT

Hey! Do you mind.........I'm trying to chat two women up here. :P
:)

How's that going?

Quote: Chappers @ 16th March 2015, 10:22 PM GMT

Ben brings it on himself. He's a Southerner who supports Manchester United.

Unkind! Ben seems like a nice young man who needs a bit of mothering. I hope someone gave him a glass of warm milk and a cookie before he went to bed last night.

*waits for someone to change that to smothering*

Quote: Loopey @ 17th March 2015, 11:27 AM GMT

Ben seems like a nice young man

Less of the young, missy!

In other news: Ben LOVES chorizo.

Quote: Ben @ 17th March 2015, 12:45 PM GMT

In other news: Ben LOVES chorizo.

So does Gordon!

Quote: Ben @ 17th March 2015, 12:45 PM GMT

Less of the young, missy!

In other news: Ben LOVES chorizo.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 17th March 2015, 12:47 PM GMT

So does Gordon!

Well, he's a good looking lad.

Image

Good ol' Chocho!

Quote: Ben @ 17th March 2015, 12:45 PM GMT

Less of the young, missy!

In other news: Ben LOVES chorizo.

You are young to me because I am very old. You can call me missy whenever you like because that sounds young
:D

The lesson went well ie I survived! Drove around for an hour, was fun!

Quote: Lee @ 17th March 2015, 2:02 PM GMT

The lesson went well ie I survived! Drove around for an hour, was fun!

Yay! Glad to hear it, well done.

Got myself an answer in the Answers to Correspondents page of the Daily Mail today.

Quote: Chappers @ 17th March 2015, 6:40 PM GMT

Got myself an answer in the Answers to Correspondents page of the Daily Mail today.

Please elaborate. The DM is known for being a very fair, balanced and above all, inclusive tabloid.

I saw a man in the lift at work today. He was wearing a bow tie.

Quote: Lee @ 17th March 2015, 2:02 PM GMT

The lesson went well ie I survived! Drove around for an hour, was fun!

Woop!

I did a two hour lesson once. It was a bit too much and made my arse hurt. Plus, I couldn't stand my instructor.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 17th March 2015, 7:38 PM GMT

Please elaborate. The DM is known for being a very fair, balanced and above all, inclusive tabloid.

I saw a man in the lift at work today. He was wearing a bow tie.

A bow tie, you say? Please furnish us with more detail e.g colour

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