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Then stop showing off your bullocks

Quote: lofthouse @ 18th January 2014, 9:22 PM GMT

No I have to forgive him

Laughing out loud

:D

Not me, punch first then seek forgiveness in the confessional. You commit enough sins and you can bang out a Hail Mary in less then 8 seconds - er, or so I've been told.

Quote: sootyj @ 18th January 2014, 9:00 PM GMT

Lofty has made it abundantly clear he rejects all the writings and teachings of Christianity as flawed.

These ancient texts have been brought to the masses but along the way 'man' has added stuff and changed stuff

Because these people wanted to use the bible as a tool to control the masses by using scare tactics

So it's been tainted

Which texts are you referring too

Quote: sootyj @ 18th January 2014, 9:31 PM GMT

Which texts are you referring too

I don't think they had mobile phones back then.

Quote: sootyj @ 18th January 2014, 9:31 PM GMT

Which texts are you referring too

Ummm

Well off the top of my head ones that say people who sin will be tormented in hell by the devil for all eternity!

Total rubbish

It's my belief stuff like that is man made drivel - not the word of God

It's complicated!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ 18th January 2014, 9:34 PM GMT

I don't think they had mobile phones back then.

Lmao!

So what is the word of God

Quote: sootyj @ 18th January 2014, 9:40 PM GMT

So what is the word of God

Be excellent to each other.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ 18th January 2014, 9:41 PM GMT

Be excellent to each other.

Amen

Be a good egg, forgive others and keep your nose clean

And if you can/want - praise God and ask Jesus to forgive your sins

But we're all goin to heaven so it's all good

Butthat's just a vague collection of feelings, which simultaneously class all of anyones actions as meaningless.

Quote: sootyj @ 18th January 2014, 9:49 PM GMT

Butthat's just a vague collection of feelings, which simultaneously class all of anyones actions as meaningless.

Ffs dude!

I'm new to all this shit okay

You asked me what I believe and I told you

Now get off my case or ill ask God to send a zebra to butt rape you in your dreams

And don't think he won't do it

Angry

On an unrelated note

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Wow

by the way how do you square believing in a loving God, with endlessly printing posting salacious allegations against people based on the very thinnest of evidence.

Quote: lofthouse @ 18th January 2014, 9:46 PM GMT

Amen
But we're all goin to heaven so it's all good

Good news for Roche, Harris and Travis . .

So if they're guilty then they'll be free to pursue their victims in the next life, what sort of loving God would permit that.

Quote: lofthouse @ 18th January 2014, 9:52 PM GMT

Ffs dude!

I'm new to all this shit okay

You asked me what I believe and I told you

Now get off my case or ill ask God to send a zebra to butt rape you in your dreams

And don't think he won't do it

Maybe I have a friendship with God myself and think you're calling him a fag with no judgement facculties.

I only believe in the word of Bussell.