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Ben is pretty knackered.

Gordon is pretty naked.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 23rd February 2015, 9:58 PM GMT

Gordon is pretty naked.

Statement of fact or how you think you look?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th February 2015, 3:39 PM GMT

Statement of fact or how you think you look?

Rather a (bad) pun on Ben's post prior to mine.

Worked late today. Have to in early tomorrow. Don't get paid for any of it. At least it's nearly Friday

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th February 2015, 12:58 PM GMT

Rather a (bad) pun on Ben's post prior to mine.

Ah, knackered - naked >_<

The place where Chip works lost 3,154 days to sickness last year. Impressively, we only have around 170 workers.

Averaging nearly 4 weeks per person! Pretty awful.

Quote: chipolata @ 26th February 2015, 11:37 AM GMT

Impressively, we only have around 170 workers.

One of the bigger Tesco stores.

Quote: Ben @ 26th February 2015, 10:46 PM GMT

One of the bigger Tesco stores.

Ooh stick you!

Quote: chipolata @ 26th February 2015, 11:37 AM GMT

The place where Chip works lost 3,154 days to sickness last year. Impressively, we only have around 170 workers.

I think my workplace would be similar. As we have far less people it is probably less. It mostly annoys me because if people are sick it nearly always creates more work for me. I rekon some people have already used their yearly allocation of sick leave and then some.

Lee is going to be 30 years old soon and is about to start taking driving lessons.

Lee is not terrified by driving a car but is petrified about OTHER road users.

Lee wonders why we can't yet manipulate worm holes into our own private individual road networks.

I think the scariest thing is worrying about running over animals.

I'll try not to drive through any fields for you.