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Didn't go to the fireworks. Watched them on telly instead. Having watched on TV I am both pleased and dissapointed I didn't go

I burn my mouth every single time I eat pizza. Every time.

Fireworks are ace. I do prefer it when I can watch them from the window for free though. I've never understood why we pay to watch fireworks, surely if you just stand a few feet away from the entrance you can see just as well and pay nothing.

Quote: zooo @ 27th September 2014, 12:19 PM BST

I burn my mouth every single time I eat pizza. Every time.

Fireworks are ace. I do prefer it when I can watch them from the window for free though. I've never understood why we pay to watch fireworks, surely if you just stand a few feet away from the entrance you can see just as well and pay nothing.

These ones were free. They have them every year around this time, all up and down the river, including ones that explode off the bridges etc. Only the second time in seven years I haven't gone. Will just have to go to the New Years Eve ones instead.

What were they for?

Quote: zooo @ 27th September 2014, 12:19 PM BST

I burn my mouth every single time I eat pizza. Every time.

Do you even burn it on cold pizza?

What kind of psychopath eats cold pizza?

Quote: zooo @ 27th September 2014, 8:00 PM BST

What kind of psychopath eats cold pizza?

Ah, yes, I forgot that you're not the sort of person to drunkenly buy a pizza at 2 in the morning and then slam half of it in the fridge when you get in.

No I'm the type of greedy bastard that eats it all in one go.

Quote: zooo @ 27th September 2014, 8:24 PM BST

No I'm the type of greedy bastard that eats it all in one go.

It's true

And here she is ...

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No fries!? :O

think I've shagged her.

How did you find "it" ?

Hey your Holiness is it true your mum fancies me

Quote: lofthouse @ 27th September 2014, 10:24 PM BST

It's true

And here she is ...

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she's got lovely hair.

Shes uses Timotei

That can't be me, she doesn't have enough cheese on her pizza.