Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 22nd August 2015, 10:51 PM BST

While you're there, say hello to Gerry.

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As Arnie would say..........

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd August 2015, 8:28 PM BST

They used to say If you're above Gerry then you're probably top of the league
These days you're not even above Kipper

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It's all a cunning ruse to make the season more exciting

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd August 2015, 10:52 PM BST

As Arnie would say..........

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Hasta la vista

Get to the

So much for picking one of the old school - Terry has cost me -3 points. He's the next one out of my team, that's for sure.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ 23rd August 2015, 1:25 PM BST

It's all a cunning ruse to make the season more exciting

Hasta la vista

Get to the

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(took me a sec)

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 22nd August 2015, 10:06 PM BST

I couldn't get too far behind Anton as he's a good player
Apart from when he captains Rooney

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Won't be happening again any time soon!

I was at the game and was celebrating his 'goal' big time before we realised it was disallowed. Don't let bias get in the way!

Aguero didn't do any better
So I can talk

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 25th August 2015, 10:22 PM BST

Aguero didn't do any better
So I can talk

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Well definitely don't captain him again either, then.

Sadio Mane, Saido Berahino......unsettled is a funny old business.

Maybe it's in their names or something.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 26th August 2015, 7:01 PM BST

Sadio Mane, Saido Berahino......unsettled is a funny old business.

Maybe it's in their names or something.

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Yeah, it's a funny old game Saint.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th August 2015, 7:02 PM BST

Yeah, it's a funny old game Saint.

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Yeah, quite.

No recent news on JG.

Very disappointed by your 26 this week after all the sweat I've poured.

And bad luck bears to Basel. Might as well be here than anywhere else.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 26th August 2015, 7:04 PM BST

Very disappointed by your 26 this week after all the sweat I've poured.

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Sorry sir, please don't tell my Dad.

I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better....................

Do I really have to write this down 100 times?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th August 2015, 7:08 PM BST

Sorry sir, please don't tell my Dad.

I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better. I must do better....................

Do I really have to write this down 100 times?

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No.

I just expected better what with you being one of my star pupils.

Get on with your work. There's no respect for authority anymore.

I'm just off to snort cocaine and indulge in a gangbang.

Then I'm coming back and chucking chalk dangerously at the biggest shirkers.

Sir Sir! Before you go.............f**k you.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th August 2015, 7:13 PM BST

Sir Sir! Before you go.............f**k you.

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Enough of your lip.

Straighten your tie and get a proper haircut.

Signed George Graham, God of the Universe