Good Morning All!

Good Morning young lady.

Strumpet

Quote: Strumpet @ 11th July 2015, 8:44 AM BST

Good Morning young lady.

Strumpet

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What time is it over in Oz Ms Strumpet?

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 11th July 2015, 10:19 AM BST

What time is it over in Oz Ms Strumpet?

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Depends what bit you are in! Where I am it is 9.10pm. It's two hours earlier in Strumpets part of the country. There are three different time zone in Australia. However during the summer months when some States/Territories observe daylight saving there are five different ones!

"The train now arriving at Platform 2, is also leaving"

Quote: DaButt @ 10th July 2015, 3:58 AM BST

The three of us should just hand off a baton every night.

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I think Hercules likes to keep hold of it.

Quote: Chappers @ 11th July 2015, 7:30 PM BST

I think Hercules likes to keep hold of it.

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That can make you go blind, but I'll risk one eye.

Me on me own again.

I'm "1 members".......

Ohh lucky you 1 members.

Strumpet

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th July 2015, 5:22 AM BST

Me on me own again.

I'm "1 members".......

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I should hope you do only have 1 member(s).

Quote: Chappers @ 12th July 2015, 9:34 PM BST

I should hope you do only have 1 member(s).

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If not I want photographic proof.

Good morning to anyone who is awake,

Strumpet

Me at bloody 2.45 in the morning! Pisses me off when I sit there barely able to keep my eyes open watching TV, then go to bed and A/ cannot drop off and B/ then wake up in the early hours.

Now I have that off me chest, Good Morning Strumpet!

Good Morning Lord Elpus.

Lady Strumpet

4.30 in the morning again...........

Good morning Lady Strumpet for yesterday.

Good Morning Lord Elpus, How are you this fine Winters day?

Lady Strumpet