Just me playing with myself again then.

Morning, I'll play with you Herc? I've been up for hours.

Strumpet

Doctors and Nurses?

You can be the nurse this time Herc.

Strumpet

Awww, but I like to do the examining, and you said you enjoyed being poked about last time.

Good morning Dr Herc, Can you try and warm your stethoscope this time, as it made me jump yesterday.

Nurse Strumpet

Morning..............Oh, you've gone to bed. All alone am I

Oh well, I'll just get my probe out..........are you undressed yet?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th July 2015, 6:45 AM BST

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I'm sure you wouldn't want it any other way.

Quote: Chappers @ 6th July 2015, 1:39 PM BST

I'm sure you wouldn't want it any other way.

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He can't. Not since the court case anyway.

Sssshhhh! >_< How was I to know that you were in the jury. Snitch.

Good morning - just me online again at 5.

Good Morning Strumpet - I see you are logged on, but just viewing apparently. Another early morning posting for me. Damn you sleep!

Do you doze in the afternoons Herc?

Absolutely, but I have to nap throughout the day with this "problem" I have, which I am waiting for the Doctor to resolve for the umpteenth time. It is getting me down now as there is so much I want to do but cannot summon the energy. Soooo frustrating!

Early morning again. Great being old.