Quote: bushbaby @ 19th December 2014, 4:37 PM GMT

P*ss off!!??? How uncouth! I'm a f*ckin' lady!

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Not one of your best gags Bushbaby
Or do I need to go back a page?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 19th December 2014, 10:54 PM GMT

Not one of your best gags Bushbaby
Or do I need to go back a page?

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It's the way I tell 'em Its said indignantly

I'm a difficult person to buy a gift for

Because I'm such an arsehole

PC....Ere sarge, what's a pleb?
Sarge......I think it's Latin for wanker.

Strange word 'pleb'
I have never understood how it is supposed to be an insult.
It roughly means (as an insult) a common person

But is the shortened version of plebiscite which means a national vote to elect a leader

So he called that copper 'a national vote' or at worst a common person - which he is????

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd December 2014, 7:36 PM GMT

Strange word 'pleb'
I have never understood how it is supposed to be an insult.
It roughly means (as an insult) a common person

But is the shortened version of plebiscite which means a national vote to elect a leader

So he called that copper 'a national vote' or at worst a common person - which he is????

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It means a scrubber, a common person..... Plebeian

Or a Northerner?

Quote: Chappers @ 23rd December 2014, 11:14 PM GMT

Or a Northerner?

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Hahahahaha probably

What's Nigel having for Christmas dinner?

Roast Zebra

He loves the white meat, but he always trys to send the black bits back

Every time I see anyone eating Zebra it makes me cross!

I can't bear eating bear

Narcoleptics are excited today.
Only 22 more sleeps till Christmas

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th December 2014, 7:35 AM GMT

Narcoleptics are excited today.
Only 22 more sleeps till Christmas

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Very good, esp for ridiculing this trend for infantilism - I've been getting spam emails form Stagecoach buses saying "Only 4 more sleeps", befroe telling me about coach timetables

I wouldn't even mind that much, but I never said "sleeps" insrtead of nights when I was 3, and I've never heard any other child say it. Seems like it's a sort of marketed heritage...like tartans.

Anyway, none of this is getting jokes written. So, err....who has the fullest Christmas sack?

Yule Brimmer!

Golfers start to learn their skills very young.
Before Tiger Woods was born, his father had already taught him how to grip the golf club,

Below par that one. I'd putter that one in the bin.