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What do you call a shit actor with no undies in a zoo? Knickerless Cage.
Had my first cage fight today.
It was only the budgie, but you've got to start somewhere.
Quote: Reg N @ 28th February 2016, 10:10 AM GMTHad my first cage fight today.
It was only the budgie, but you've got to start somewhere.
That's a good one 
. Might possibly be funnier if you made yourself sound proud of the fact: Had my first cage fight today; totally destroyed that budgie.
Quote: Reg N @ 28th February 2016, 10:10 AM GMTHad my first cage fight today.
It was only the budgie, but you've got to start somewhere.
Had my first cage fight today.
But the budgie, beat me.
Quote: billwill @ 28th February 2016, 2:41 PM GMTHad my first cage fight today.
But the budgie, beat me.
That's a good version 
I agree. I love jokes that are pared down to the bone. That one is about as tight as it could be.
That's what she said.
Which crimefighters prepare veg by the ocean? Damp Sea and Make Peas.
I haven't had sex for a long time so I visited a prostitute last night.
What an expensive 37 seconds.
Ivana Trump, is she jewish?
Ringo Starr suffering from impotence. It don't come easy.
It's another version of Anita Gofradump.
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