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Two dyslexic men have been arrested outside the house of Jimmy Somerville, after being caught throwing bricks through his window and claiming that he is a paedo.
Police said, "I can understand the dyslexic thing andgetting him mixed up with Jimmy Savile but they must have known he was dead"
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ October 27 2012, 3:55 PM BSTJimmy Savile gag unwittingly read out on air: "that's a strange one"
I've heard that twice now and I still don't get it. Is 'milking a cow' a euphemism I've never heard previously, or is it just a crass suggestion that isn't actually funny?
It's a crass suggestion which IS quite funny, when read out unintentionally.
If you were blind folded and someone put an erect penis in your hand and told you it was an udder.
You might pump it enthusiastically in the mistaken belief it was said udder.
EXPLANATION PROVIDED BY SOOTYJ GENERIC JOKE SERVICES.
Quote: sootyj @ October 27 2012, 7:22 PM BSTIf you were blind folded and someone put an erect penis in your hand and told you it was an udder.
You might pump it enthusiastically in the mistaken belief it was said udder.
Your explanation is far funnier than the incredibly laboured original 'joke'!
Why thank you I am the King Cresus of crap jokes.
But not of spelling. 
Croesus*
I meant king crease us up
Quote: sootyj @ October 27 2012, 7:22 PM BSTIf you were blind folded and someone put an erect penis in your hand and told you it was an udder.
You might pump it enthusiastically in the mistaken belief it was said udder.
But you SWORE to me it was an udder
That's the last time I play blind-mans milking buff round at your gaff
Quote: lofthouse @ October 27 2012, 7:55 PM BSTBut you SWORE to me it was your cock
That's the last time I play blind-mans milking buff round at your gaff
Thats how I run Sootyj dairies at a profit.
Yes but it took me about three hours to 'produce' half a pint
And again