Quote: AJGO @ August 24 2012, 1:02 PM BSTWill you be carefully selecting the ladies with cellulite and making us get fake tans so we resemble satsuma peel?
No. 
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 24 2012, 12:36 PM BSTThat's only so you can avoid being the fat, smelly kid that nobody wants . . .
I always picked second to last at school. There was always a slightly bigger loser that nobody wanted. 
Can someone please pack my suitcase for me? And make me some lunch? I'll just be resting my eyes for a moment....
Quote: Harridan @ August 24 2012, 1:11 PM BSTCan someone please pack my suitcase for me? And make me some lunch? I'll just be resting my eyes for a moment....
where are you going this time?
york
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 24 2012, 1:51 PM BST
That's brilliant.
Oooh. Mysterious package from 1912 says 'open in 2012' on it. Is about to be opened. http://npr.tumblr.com/post/30103394301/norway-misterious-package
I am hoping for a letter from Doctor Emmett Brown.
Quote: zooo @ August 24 2012, 4:24 PM BSTOooh. Mysterious package from 1912 says 'open in 2012' on it. Is about to be opened. http://npr.tumblr.com/post/30103394301/norway-misterious-package
I am hoping for a letter from Doctor Emmett Brown.
I hope it's just loads of naked photo's of the guy who left it.
Quote: zooo @ August 24 2012, 4:24 PM BSTOooh. Mysterious package from 1912 says 'open in 2012' on it. Is about to be opened.
*finally has a use for Leper Fight*
Quote: zooo @ August 24 2012, 4:24 PM BSTOooh. Mysterious package from 1912 says 'open in 2012' on it. Is about to be opened. http://npr.tumblr.com/post/30103394301/norway-misterious-package
I am hoping for a letter from Doctor Emmett Brown.
Damnit woman, I need to work and now will be staring excitedly at internet at 5pm at what will probably turn out to be a hoax. Or what Stott said.
Actually just realised it started at 4 pm. But apparently it still isn't actually opened!
Watch here http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=55544
There's live footaage.
It's in a Tupperware box.
Opening at about 5.30 our time.
It will be shit.
Not literally - though that would be funny.
Hehe!
Quote: Lazzard @ August 24 2012, 4:35 PM BSTThere's live footaage.
It's in a Tupperware box.
Opening at about 5.30 our time.
It will be shit.
Not literally - though that would be funny.
There's some rather jolly violin music on now.
They're really making the most of this.