The all-in-one consolidatory football thread Page 565

Quote: Jennie @ 11th May 2014, 10:31 PM BST

Forest fans hate Liverpool.

Ah, well that's fair enough. As an Arsenal fan, I'm pleased Tottenham didn't get Champions League football. That's partly through historical hatred but also because the club is a bunch of crooks and rip off merchants who bugged the Olympic Stadium board meetings, have tried to blackmail the local council over a new stadium for a decade and have no loyalty towards their managers.

And they scum.

Quote: Jennie @ 11th May 2014, 10:12 PM BST

Cashley isn't going to the World Cup.

I would have taken him. Shaw has got plenty of time to make an impact at international level. Regardless of his (lack of) appearances this season, Cole can still do a job at left-back.

Still a c*nt, though.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th May 2014, 10:38 PM BST

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And they scum.

Agreed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyX_af6Rm3k

This always gives me immense pleasure.

Quote: shaggy292 @ 11th May 2014, 10:40 PM BST

Cole can still do a job at left-back.

Agree.

Quote: shaggy292 @ 11th May 2014, 10:40 PM BST

Still a c**t, though.

Agree.

Quote: Jennie @ 11th May 2014, 10:45 PM BST

Agreed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyX_af6Rm3k

This always gives me immense pleasure.

:D

Quote: shaggy292 @ 11th May 2014, 10:40 PM BST

I would have taken him.

Me too. I'd play Leighton, but I'd rather have Cashley on the bench than some 18 year old.

I always wonder about Cole. He had the world at his feet...and Cheryl. He's always seemed a bit too pathetic to really live up to his life's potential.

Also, apart from Chezza (who has had her racist ABHy moments) all the women he sleeps with are rough "glamour" models.

Oh dear. The toys have been evicted.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27368711

Quote: Jennie @ 11th May 2014, 10:52 PM BST

Oh dear. The toys have been evicted.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27368711

Keiran Gibbs is also a good possibility - check my Arsenal bias. I have no shame.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th May 2014, 10:25 PM BST

Why?

I've got a long memory too.

Quote: Jennie @ 11th May 2014, 10:52 PM BST

Me too. I'd play Leighton, but I'd rather have Cashley on the bench than some 18 year old.

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Where you'd like to have him is not my concern.

I fear for Englands World Cup fate. The South American countries plus Germany, Italy, Spain are so strong. I doubt Cashley would get a look in in their squads despite him being first choice for so long. Can you imagine Kieran Gibbs even being in any of those squads? Baines maybe for his free kicks? Rooney probably. Other than that the rest of the squad will be second raters compared to the opposition.
I do hope Hodgson has the bottle to open up the play though. Go down fighting as I've been bored out of my mind by most performances so far.

Can you lend us Gareth Bale?

Come on Rangers, you f**king useless twats

Quote: George Kaplan @ 12th May 2014, 8:52 PM BST

Can you lend us Gareth Bale?

He's wasted as a Welshman :(

Quote: roscoff @ 12th May 2014, 8:29 AM BST

Can you imagine Kieran Gibbs even being in any of those squads?

Yes, yes I can, he's great. Arsenal know a thing or two about producing world class left backs - including Ashley Cole.

Quote: Jennie @ 12th May 2014, 8:54 PM BST

He's wasted as a Welshman :(

Him and Ramsey.

Shit! Joey Barton and Ravell Morrison are one game from the Premier League.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 12th May 2014, 9:23 PM BST

Him and Ramsey.

Don't forget the Giggsmeister when you boys were looking for a left footed midfielder. Ha haha (add echo laugh effect)

Quote: roscoff @ 12th May 2014, 10:50 PM BST

Don't forget the Giggsmeister when you boys were looking for a left footed midfielder. Ha haha (add echo laugh effect)

...and you were looking for a goalie, right back, left back, 2 centre backs, right midfielder, 2 central midfielders and a couple of strikers.