Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness interview

"When I'm caressing someone, and he's got no top on, and all I can feel is that he's got really long armpit hair and it's tickling me, I'm just thinking: 'This is the least erotic thing I've ever done in my life.'" That's Paddy McGuinness, describing in gruesome detail what it's like to get intimate with Keith Lemon.

TV Preview: The Keith & Paddy Picture Show, ITV1

Last instalment of the current series in which Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness recreate an iconic Hollywood movie in half an hour with the help of an all-star cast.

The farce awakens as Keith Lemon (hairy) and Paddy McGuinness (lairy) continue their movie spoofing with Return of the Jedi. If it seems an odd choice - why not just do Star Wars? - the production team do an amazing job mimicking the design, cinematography and editing of the original, while guest artists Phillip Schofield and David Dickinson do excellent work as Yoda and the Emperor. Still self-indulgent bollocks, though.

Those people who insisted a female-led Ghostbusters remake was disrespectful to the original might want to look away now. After having the time of their lives doing an am-dram Dirty Dancing last week, Lemon and McGuinness aim their proton accelerators at Ivan Reitman's high-spirited classic, roping in Robbie Williams, Sarah Parish and 'Allo 'Allo star Vicki Michelle to help spoof Zuul and the gang. It's short, at least.

The Keith and Paddy Picture Show review

There was little danger of anyone shattering a funny-bone but this was nonetheless an effective dollop of slapstick to sweeten Lemon's often entirely sincere cinematic valentine.

In which Celebrity Juice's Keith Lemon and Take Me Out's Paddy McGuinness recreate a host of iconic movies with the help of a range of celebrity guests and friends. This week it's Dirty Dancing getting a remix with stars including Larry Lamb, Kimberly Wyatt, John Barrowman and Jessica Hynes (Oh God, why, Jessica?) pitching up to help out, while Keith plays Jennifer Grey's Baby with Paddy as Mr Swayze. It's bloody awful.

The Keith and Paddy Picture Show review

Saturday night television is getting a fresh and funny new addition, with The Keith and Paddy Picture Show hitting our screens this Saturday, kicking off a 5-part series of classic movie remakes, strewn with celebrity cameos.

Keith & Paddy Picture Show leaves viewers 'in stitches'

The legendary film got the spoof treatment as Keith and Paddy acted out the iconic scene.

Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness interview

Film buffs Keith Lemon and Paddy McGuinness have united in what seems like the perfect job for both of them.

TV review: The Keith & Paddy Picture Show

I guess I'm just not the target demographic for The Keith & Paddy Picture Show. I like to think I have a sense of humour, but the first episode of this new series left me not just stony-faced but utterly confused and despairing.