Bertie refutes Stiffy's suggestion that Sir Watkyn's temperament has altered
Wait a minute, Stiffy. I hate to be the one to break this to you but your Uncle Watkyn has always been nasty and short-tempered. The midwife who delivered him remarked on it.Bertie Wooster (Hugh Laurie) in Series 4, Episode 5
Florence proclaims her admiration for Bertie
Florence: "Your Aunt Agatha is quite wrong."
Bertie: "Aunt Agatha? What's Aunt Agatha got to do with it?"
Florence: "She keeps insisting that you're a vapid and irreflective nitwit who ought to be put into some good mental home."in Series 4, Episode 4
Bertie explains the female mind to George
You can't go by what a girl says when she's giving you hell! It's like Shakespeare: sounds well enough, but it doesn't actually mean anything.Bertie Wooster (Hugh Laurie) in Series 4, Episode 2
Let's face it, if Gussie's brain were constructed of silk he'd be hard put to it to find sufficient material to make a canary a pair of cami knickers.Bertie Wooster (Hugh Laurie) in Series 3, Episode 4