Dorothy fancies Bobby, the hairdresser who visits the lodge. Although the other residents think he's gay, Dorothy is convinced he's "just outgoing".

Dorothy fancies Bobby, the hairdresser who visits the lodge. Although the other residents think he's gay, Dorothy is convinced he's "just outgoing".

Meanwhile Paul seems to have a soft spot for the local policewoman, PC Sarah Madden. Sheldon decides to set Paul up on a blind date, although he doesn't reveal to Paul who his date is with.

Swithenback is still trying to gain Jean's affection and gives her a spa voucher to treat herself. Paul spots the voucher lying on the table, steals it and treats himself to a tan! Syd claims he has been attacked by a goose, although the other residents of Bramble Lodge are sceptical about whether the goose exists.

Sheldon has promised to cook a meal for Paul's blind date. He decides that if he kills Syd's goose, he could use it in a curry and kill two birds with one stone!