Eddie and Patsy slagging of Ed's PR rival Claudia Bing, following her winning an award
Edina: "She's just not a woman's woman."
Patsy: "She's not a man's woman."
Edina: "She's not a woman! Wheras, we-"
Patsy: "We, are anybody's!"in Series 3, Episode 4
Patsy recalls her very brief liaison with The Who drummer
Edina: "Patsy went out with Keith Moon, sweetie."
Patsy: "Well, I say went out; I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once."
Patsy gives Saffy a 'subtle' hint to move out of the house
One punishes you by leaving, the other punishes us ALL by staying!
Eddy and Patsy share New Year's resolutions
Edina: "What's your New Year's resolution Pats?"
Patsy: "Oh, I'll think to just try and be more relaxed."
Saffy: "You, more relaxed? What is that, dead?!"in Series 3, Episode 2
Patsy demonstrating her customer service skills in Jeremy's
Woman: "Excuse me..."
Woman: "How much is this bag?"
Patsy: "Why, are you worried that you can't afford it?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know."
Patsy: "They you can't, get out!"
Woman: "I wasn't going to steal!"
Patsy: "Get out, before I cal the police!"
Edina is introducing her family to Patsy's long lost sister Jackie
Edina: "This is my daughter, Saffy."
Jackie: "Never mind, too late to flush her now."in Series 3, Episode 2
Mother and daughter are rowing over Edina's lack of compassion over her father's death
Edina: "Is that how I'm going to remembered by is it? Through you!"
Saffy: "What do you want, a statue?!"
Saffy: "A great big fat, ugly, armless statue!"
Edina: "I've got arms!"in Series 2, Episode 2
Patsy's scandalous affair with an MP has been leaked to the press
Mother: "Nothing like a good sex scandal, far more exciting than the ones in my day."
Edina: "Oh, what was in your day, 'woman shows ankle to chimney-sweep shock'?!"in Series 2, Episode 1